Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 10, 2013
Transcript:
Ralph: Why is our calendar still in August? June: Because the August picture is prettier than the September picture! Ralph: But how am I supposed to know what the date is?? June: It's easy... Just remind yourself that whatever date it says, it's really 4 numbers higher! Ralph: Why do I ask questions?
curmudgeon68 about 11 years ago
That’s the second time in as many days that you’ve advocated Ralph shooting everybody. What’s your problem?
Ray Thomas about 11 years ago
That’s nothing: I have a calendar on my wall from 2001 because I like the picture. But wall calendars are so old-fashioned with everything around us telling us the date, such as cell phones, computers, etc. So are wrist watches. I don’t think either will be around long and soon kids won’t know what they are—like typewriters.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
We always save and reuse calendars; if the dates match up, why buy a new one, you have forgotten the pictures of 6, 7, or 11 years ago, or else they bring back fond memories.
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
I have to put my two cents in here. Free speech is a gift. Some of us get a little nervous when someone talks about shooting others. It happens way too often in the real world. Happy Day all.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
He’s not out golfin’! How’s he sposed to win scrambles w/no practice?
scyphi26 about 11 years ago
The Mrs is apparently stuck in the past…
hippogriff about 11 years ago
BRO6164v: Write in pencil, then it can be erased for the next cycle.
mafastore about 11 years ago
Next year our calender will be on November all year. Husband’s photo was picked by Colonial Williamsburg for that month of their calender and it is very exciting.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Tear the bottom page off to reveal the month underneath.