Jane's World by Paige Braddock for September 03, 2013

I can’t wait to see what Skye brings for Jane.

A Tuxedo with Spats?

Two VW hubcaps with back strap and a Sporran?

A New York Yankees ballgirl uniform?

A pair of ice skates and a TuTu?

The original Alley Oop Sabre Tooth Tiger Skin, with club?

……fzzzzzt POP (smoke comes out of ears)

“Let me slip you into something more comfortable.”

A pair of paints and a sweater just like the ones she has on?

A miley Cyrus torque suit.

A miley Cyrus torque suit.

A miley Cyrus torque suit.

Is it suitable for “twerking”?

Let’s get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini.

Torque suit??? 97 foot -pounds? Or is that in Meter-Newtons?

Wait a minute, you mean Toke suit? As in apres-puff?

Maybe “tyke” suit to play in?? Jane can be such a child about relationships.

A “toque” suit to go with a French chef’s tall toke? Maybe just an apron? (they are in the apartment above a RESTAURANT building after all.)