Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for September 03, 2013

Happy, happy, happy cat.

Cat heaven.

Where’s the tartar sauce?

That fish looks surprisingly happy, too.

The paws that refreshes.He gets paid scale.

Total catisfaction!

How come the fish looks happy?

“I just got sick and tired of using plastic knives and forks, man, so I went to the medical unit and nicked some gear.” “This is a scalpel! I’m supposed to cut my food with a scalpel? Something that has been inside someone’s guts?

“It’s all been cleaned; it’s all been washed; it’s clean.”

“Something that, long ago in history, may well have performed a certain popular Jewish operation? I’m supposed to eat with this ?” - Lister & Cat, Polymorph

“And this,…this is all mine”.

They like to be scratched behind the gills.

Playing the scales.

Good thing I read the comments. I thought he was playing the scale-o-phone.

you can tune a piano or a car, but you can’t tuna fish

I love fishies!Fishies what I love to win!Bite they little heads off!Nibble on they scaly fins!

Give a qat a fish and he will satified for the dayTeach a qat to fish and he will sit in the boat moping until someone gives him another fish.

Yummy.

Cat-a-tuna…