Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 24, 2013
Transcript:
Trff: You actually live here? What a dump! Duke: Sir, why are you here? Why aren't you in Bolivia with your peers. Trff: Because I've got liquidity problems, if you must know. Duke: Liquidity? What about your Swiss banking accounts? Trff: Frozen. The Swiss have inexplicably grown scruples. Duke: Sir, this is not good. This isn't going to work... Trff: I agree. You'll need to move to a hotel. Duke: Why is this happening? I'm clean now! I pay taxes!
magicwalnut about 11 years ago
Oy! Karma!
sbchamp about 11 years ago
They’re servin’ Bitburger at Villa Gesell these daze“Das bestest,”
kaffekup about 11 years ago
“So, if you don’t like it, perhaps you could move back into your palace.” And without the “Sir”.
TexTech about 11 years ago
We know Overkill does extractions but does he do insertions? Say like inserting this guy back into Bezerkistan among his many “adoring” citizens? That might be worth it to Duke to pay Overkill for this service.
Potrzebie about 11 years ago
Hey T-bag sarge!! I really want to meet you!!!!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 11 years ago
Send the tyrant to Syria.
They got room for one morein their graves.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 11 years ago
Do you PERSONALLY know something was forged, or do you trust another. .If the latter, what is the basis of your trust? .If the former, what is the background behind your expert testimony?
Enoki about 11 years ago
The worst is Duke hasn’t found out that xyzzy or whatever his name is, doesn’t know what indoor plumbing is….
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 11 years ago
So the Maricopa County Cold Case Posse is your trusted source?
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 11 years ago
So the Maricopa County Cold Case Posse is your trusted source? .Okay, just because I love you so dearly, I have watched your source video.A fellow claiming to be operating officially for the sheriff goes over why he believes an online document image is a fake.He does not actually claim the actual document is a fake.In fact at one point he claims there IS no actual document.
He proves the document MUST be a fake because it uses more than one typewriter and that the margins are not set right and that it is wrong to call an African father “African” rather than “colored” and that portions characterized as half hand-written, half typed were instead ALL typed..Let us consider the possibility of other explanations..Maybe multiple typewriters were used because more than one clerk was involved in filling out the information. A REAL check would have been to compare the typing with other work product from the same office to see if those were the typewriters used and who tended to use them. That would be a primary check..Next check if those clerks ever used those spellings, if they ever used the Margin Release, if they hit the keys as hard or softly as they were struck..Next consider if the half hand half typed document referenced may have been some other document such as the short form or some other related document..Next see if there were birth announcements in the local paper of children born elsewhere..Next try to find someone to do the work who is not already a member of a political party with a vested interest in a given “finding”. Party hacks are not reliable sources. In fact, politicians in general are not considered reliable sources..Then come back to us with your absolute certainty that it MUST all be fake.
Astolat about 11 years ago
TEA Party, aka Guard SGT (banned) has two main sources. One is the Manicopa cold case posse, The other is one of the cases he cites on “natural born citizen”, can’t remember which now. He repeats them time after time after time after time after time…We have engaged with him over the past months and years to give the sort of factual analysis such as you have above; even as someone non-US but originally legally-trained, I gave him chapter and verse on the “natural born citizen”. It makes absolutely no difference. he doesn’t engage, he never has any intention of engaging, he simply repeats what he originally said as if there had been no rebuttal. That’s why we have all given up, and just flag him.