Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 13, 2013
September 12, 2013
September 14, 2013
Transcript:
Max: So whatcha got? Phoebe: Unicorn, again. You? Max: Death ray. Phoebe: SERIOUSLY? Max: No, but I'm hoping having a "death ray" will keep my lunch money safe for at least a week. Phoebe: I was only sort of fooled.
Bullies make take your lunch money, Max, but the teacher, principal and the school board will take your death ray. Even if it’s just a prop, they’ll still take it away.
Nice try max, nice try phoebe. also who are Sara and Declon? Well if Dakota’s not above Phoebe she won’t be upstaging her unicorn. Wow my fan theories die petty fast around here.
I love Phoebe’s expression in panel 3. Great job Dana! It’s prefect! The rounding of eyes, the shape of iris and pupils, the subtle leaning back and away . . .
Here a plan, keep a record of known bullies in school and if they’re suspected of any incidents/bullying and if caught, shame them in front of the entire school for a week and have the other kids in the school throw produce/eggs at them on the first day of punishment than fallowed by cleaning up the school trash.
“Ha got the drop on you with my disintegration gun. And brother when it disintegrates it disintegrates.” pulls trigger “Oh look, it disintegrated.” (Duck Dodgers of the 24th and a half century)
also an other it’ll never happen idea. What if Max got sent to consoling for bringing a gun to school and on the same day Sue ended up at the same office for bringing a knife to school and they met each other?
He’ll be expelled not because he has a gun, but because he knows what a gun is and maybe how to use it. School administrators have been trying to punish any gun associations out of kids, such as having bringing green army men to school (they have very tiny guns), or drawing guns (kid must have violent tendencies), or even being deaf and having an American Sign Language name that looks like Sarah Palin going “pew! pew! pew!”. I’m not kidding on those.
tirnaaisling about 11 years ago
They’ll take your death ray and hold it to ransom for your lunch money.
Templo S.U.D. about 11 years ago
Bullies make take your lunch money, Max, but the teacher, principal and the school board will take your death ray. Even if it’s just a prop, they’ll still take it away.
RazorD9 about 11 years ago
That’s some serious “heat” Max is packing.
ThomasKDye about 11 years ago
Danger!! Death ray. It will make you bop-ba-da-da-da-da.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
Nice try max, nice try phoebe. also who are Sara and Declon? Well if Dakota’s not above Phoebe she won’t be upstaging her unicorn. Wow my fan theories die petty fast around here.
Masterius about 11 years ago
I love Phoebe’s expression in panel 3. Great job Dana! It’s prefect! The rounding of eyes, the shape of iris and pupils, the subtle leaning back and away . . .
Gorgeous and fantastic!
Hag5000 about 11 years ago
Phoebe’s so casual about it…“Unicorn, again.” No biggie.
Zero-Gabriel about 11 years ago
Here a plan, keep a record of known bullies in school and if they’re suspected of any incidents/bullying and if caught, shame them in front of the entire school for a week and have the other kids in the school throw produce/eggs at them on the first day of punishment than fallowed by cleaning up the school trash.
Me3000 about 11 years ago
“Ha got the drop on you with my disintegration gun. And brother when it disintegrates it disintegrates.” pulls trigger “Oh look, it disintegrated.” (Duck Dodgers of the 24th and a half century)
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Good idea Max.
kaykeyser about 11 years ago
also an other it’ll never happen idea. What if Max got sent to consoling for bringing a gun to school and on the same day Sue ended up at the same office for bringing a knife to school and they met each other?
Hugh Manatee about 11 years ago
That kid’s about to be expelled…at least in today’s out of control PC school world.
Coyoty Premium Member about 11 years ago
He’ll be expelled not because he has a gun, but because he knows what a gun is and maybe how to use it. School administrators have been trying to punish any gun associations out of kids, such as having bringing green army men to school (they have very tiny guns), or drawing guns (kid must have violent tendencies), or even being deaf and having an American Sign Language name that looks like Sarah Palin going “pew! pew! pew!”. I’m not kidding on those.
gimmickgenius about 11 years ago
“If Death Rays are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Death Rays.”
gimmickgenius about 11 years ago
http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Rash/misc/addams.htm(Classic Charles Addams cartoon)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 11 years ago
I’m sorry I checked in on the comments today.What a bunch of fertilizer.By both sides.