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Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for October 02, 2013
October 01, 2013
October 03, 2013
Transcript:
Satchel: Sorry, I didn't know that pulling this magic can opener from the garbage chute would make me the true king of cats... Bucky: Actually, the legend of excanopener doesn't say anything about garbage chute. It says that the king will pull the magic can opener from a brown rock. Satchel: So I'm not the king? Bucky: No, you're the rock.
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naturally_easy over 11 years ago
Bucky has evolved nicely. Opposable thumbs and all! Now if my cat had that feature he could feed himself.
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
LISTEN!! If I went âroundâŠclaiminâ I was an EmperorâŠjust cause some moistenâ bint lobbed a scimitar at meâŠTHEYâD PUT ME AWAY!!!
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
Bucky sure thought fast on that one.
hometownk Premium Member over 11 years ago
A scimitar is a curved sword.
ai_vin over 11 years ago
I donât know about that one but hereâs something -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8
bgby4884 over 11 years ago
Sorry Satch. A Rock You Are. But We Love you!
Enoki over 11 years ago
Nothing like making up the legend as you go along⊠Itâs sort of like what the media does with the newsâŠ
GoosEggs over 11 years ago
Funny without ever apologizing for not making sense. Get Fuzzy & Monty Python are 2 of a kind.
amwasmer over 11 years ago
However, if Buck became a pair of Scissors, then Rock will beat him.
puggles over 11 years ago
In the seceded colonies it is not an ignorance of the masses in general. It is an ingnorance in the younger generation. They donât understand the sublime humor of MPâs insanity, if the have even HEARD of MP.
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
Peasant âWell how do you become King thenâ
Arthur âThe Lady of the Lake! Her arm clad in the pure shimmering sunlight, held aloft Excaliber from the bosom of the water! THAT IS WHY IâM KING!!!â
Peasant âListen, strange women lyinâ in ponds distributinâ swords is no basis for a system of Govâtâ
Arthur âSHUT UP!!!â
Peasant âI went round claiminâ I was an Emperor, just cause some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, theyâd put me away!!â
Perhaps it can be deduced? This is a must see movie!!
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
^ Add sarcasm where required!
puddlesplatt over 11 years ago
moisten bint, was that from My Fair Lady, it was in English and I couldnât understand single woidâŠ?
revjjo over 11 years ago
Just for the record, this yank owns the DVD of MP and the HG, and watches it often. Darb is brill!
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
Thanks! You know those Brits are hard to understand⊠;-P
falstaff2 over 11 years ago
Hereâs to all the moistened bints and to co-kings Bucky and Satch and their trusty Excanopener (and to Monte Python too)! Theyâre all deliciously, hilariously silly!
dr_dolittle_rwc over 11 years ago
Jew got it mane! ;-)
davethered over 11 years ago
A wet girl, âmoistenedâ = wet âbintâ = girl.
MegaCass over 4 years ago
Hey, chin up, Satchel! There are worse fates than being The Rock!