Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 23, 2013
Transcript:
Saul: Hey, Morty. I think I figured out how to distinguish your wife from all the other penguins. Ask her something only she would know about you. Morty: Good idea, Saul. Which one of you thinks your husband is emotionally unavailable? Not much help, Saul.
Rod Gonzalez almost 11 years ago
Yay! No Rat!
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
Try this one: “Which of you likes to ask men loaded questions and then act offended no matter what answer is given?”
Templo S.U.D. almost 11 years ago
Okay. Plan C.
Superfrog almost 11 years ago
We’re on thin ice here.
Happy Two Shoes almost 11 years ago
No wonder Pastis is doing penguins, Rat and Pig are in That Monkey Tune.
Darth Stevious almost 11 years ago
New Question: Which one of you is my wife?
cdward almost 11 years ago
At this point, just grab one. Whoever it is, she’ll let you know what you did wrong.
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
From what we’ve seen of their hive-behavior, does it really matter that much, Morty? Just go with (any)one and be done with it.
eddie6192 almost 11 years ago
Those three on the right flipped off Morty and Saul.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
Yet he can tell male from female pinguins… Go figure…
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
Just a few (K)
HadYourPhil almost 11 years ago
Jewish penguins? Who knew?
patsysutcliffe Premium Member almost 11 years ago
I, for one, have enjoyed every one of the penguin/polar bear series, and applaud Stephen for coming up with funny new characters for the strip.
agerman almost 11 years ago
The funniest part is that their names are Saul and Morty!
Bucinka almost 11 years ago
Late to the party, but: Morty and Saul? A subtle homage to Mort Sahl?
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
I like the penguins! Lots of opportunities for variations on a theme. Incidentally, Mike Peters may have been paying tribute to Stephan’s penguin/polar bear arc yesterday.http://www.seattlepi.com/comics-and-games/fun/Mgoose/2013-10-22/
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
These penguins are so bad, they have this NY Rangers fan preferring those in Pittsburg(h)!
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Oh dear.
LOL xxx
johnathanBing almost 11 years ago
I did’t know penguins were Jewish
joan painterjones almost 11 years ago
I actually like Rat. Most people have enough curmudgeon in them by now, if not downright rage, with the state of 21st century politics, that Rat is easy to identify with. Or is it just me?But I like the Crocs and Zeebah neighbahs too.
dmattoon Premium Member almost 11 years ago
OK enuf of the penguins already. Opus was funny these aren’t. Bring back the crocs! Bring back the CROCS!
jessiharmon04 over 7 years ago
Boi!