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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 24, 2013
October 23, 2013
October 25, 2013
Transcript:
Rat: You ever heard the expression, "You get the face you deserve?" Pastis: Yeah, why? Rat: Because you must have done something very wrong. Pastis: Please leave me alone. Rat: Did you drown puppies?
Did you ever look in a mirror (that didnāt break), Rat? āPeople who live in glass faces shouldnāt cast aspersions,ā especially not at their omnipotent creatorsā¦. (Hey, Cartoon-Boy! How does it feel to be called an āomnipotent creatorā?)
āAs a beauty Iām not a great star, There are others more handsome by far, But my face, I donāt mind it, Because Iām behind itāāTis the folks in the front that I jar.ā
(Attributed to Woodrow Wilson, but actually by Anthony Euwer)
I am still wanting a face lift (just canāt do it if they insist on strong BP meds along with dropping all my vitamins for a month (take poison and abandon my protection). Iāll just have to hope that if I find the man I want, heāll like me as I am.
JoeyCooler777 over 11 years ago
Maybeā¦and heās fixing to beat a rat.
Sherlock Watson over 11 years ago
Careful, Rat, or he might change the labels on all your beverage cans from āBEERā to āICED TEA.ā
margueritem over 11 years ago
Ratās back, and in top form.
legaleagle48 over 11 years ago
You should talk, Rat. Nobodyās going to mistake you for George Clooney, either!
Happy Two Shoes over 11 years ago
Said the guy with the rat face.
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Did you ever look in a mirror (that didnāt break), Rat? āPeople who live in glass faces shouldnāt cast aspersions,ā especially not at their omnipotent creatorsā¦. (Hey, Cartoon-Boy! How does it feel to be called an āomnipotent creatorā?)
Hillbillyman over 11 years ago
Now Iām wondering what I did to deserve my year around Halloween mask.
naturally_easy over 11 years ago
What?
Arianne over 11 years ago
Rat, do you really want to go there? ( Clown playing āGot your nose.ā )
vwdualnomand over 11 years ago
that would be the current head coach of the tampa bay buccaneers.
Enoki over 11 years ago
Wrong enough to never show it in publicā¦.
singlefemalelaywer over 11 years ago
Someone once called president Lincoln two faced. He replied to her that if he was, would he really have chosen the face he had???
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 11 years ago
Thereās an eraser on that pencil, rat . . . ā»
cdanczak over 11 years ago
Holy crap that is funny! This strip is fast becoming my favorite!
155088 over 11 years ago
STILL WANT MORE CROCS!
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Good one!
Perkycat over 11 years ago
Why was my first thought āYou go rat!"?
Alan Steenhouwer over 11 years ago
How does rat get away with this? You have the pencil Pastis! Make him suffer!
BigSpoon over 11 years ago
A good friend of mineās dog actually drowned a week ago, so I found this strip to be a bit of a damper, not going to lie.
(Not complaining at all ā I definitely agree that one can find humor in anything. Just the timing with this strip and me was a bit off).
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
Sorry about your friendās dog, Spoon.
Gokie5 over 11 years ago
āAs a beauty Iām not a great star, There are others more handsome by far, But my face, I donāt mind it, Because Iām behind itāāTis the folks in the front that I jar.ā
(Attributed to Woodrow Wilson, but actually by Anthony Euwer)
Number Three over 11 years ago
Speak for yourself, Rat!
xxx
vldazzle over 11 years ago
I am still wanting a face lift (just canāt do it if they insist on strong BP meds along with dropping all my vitamins for a month (take poison and abandon my protection). Iāll just have to hope that if I find the man I want, heāll like me as I am.
iluvgoaners over 11 years ago
evidently Rat doesnāt own a mirrorā¦ā¦.
Dr Lou Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just draw Rat out of the cartoon for a few daysā¦thatāll teach him a lesson.
horseygirl Premium Member over 11 years ago
Just saw Pastis in Portland. Handsome and in great shape! Donāt let him fool you.
Bandera_Ken over 11 years ago
Careful. He is the one person who can rub you out. Literally.
codedaddy over 11 years ago
Or an impudent creator
LeoDaSavage about 7 years ago
Wonder what Donald Trump didā¦