The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 14, 2013
October 13, 2013
October 15, 2013
Transcript:
Brutus: I can't believe that police officer actually gave me a ticket for going too slow!
Brutus: I don't think I was going that slow. Was I, Wilberforce?
Wilberforce: Well, the police officer who pulled you over was on foot!
There is going under the speed limit and then there is going ridiculously under it. I have been known to go under it by 5 or 10 tops if I’m hauling something, but when most people go 10-20 over it, I’m a big road block.
Course on the freeway I’m always above the minium speed limit, todays people especially youth often forget there is a maxium and a minium not a requirement.
Yes Road rage is bad anymore, you can be going as fast as you possibly can with a heavy load and someone will still follow you to a gas station and attack you for going too slow.
It just so happens that today in Holland somebody was pulled over for driving 40 km/h where 120 was permitted. Poor guy had to hand in his driver’s license. Honestly, I am not making this up, but it remains a weird coincidence.
cbrsarah about 11 years ago
lol
Harry Grapjas about 11 years ago
Driving with his hat on, that’s a clear sign already. In my experience those drivers always go too slow.
jppjr about 11 years ago
I worked with a guy like Brutus…he, too, got pulled over for going too slow…it would take him more than a few minutes to go half a mile.
angelfiredragon about 11 years ago
There is going under the speed limit and then there is going ridiculously under it. I have been known to go under it by 5 or 10 tops if I’m hauling something, but when most people go 10-20 over it, I’m a big road block.
Course on the freeway I’m always above the minium speed limit, todays people especially youth often forget there is a maxium and a minium not a requirement.
Yes Road rage is bad anymore, you can be going as fast as you possibly can with a heavy load and someone will still follow you to a gas station and attack you for going too slow.
Harry Grapjas about 11 years ago
It just so happens that today in Holland somebody was pulled over for driving 40 km/h where 120 was permitted. Poor guy had to hand in his driver’s license. Honestly, I am not making this up, but it remains a weird coincidence.
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
I’ve been thinking about getting one of two bumper stickers. Either
1. Oh, like it’s my fault you’re stupid!
or
2. No sense being stupid about it.
Which would be better?