Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for October 21, 2013

what is the OTHER alternative?

Downundergirl, I don’t even want to think about it….

Is Janis contemplating a little nip/tuck, or getting her glitter on and joining the undead?

It is better to be on the flower side of the daisies than on the root side.

I hate getting old… lettuce.

The saying is “It beats the alternative.” There is no “One Of”… Too much plastic surgery or makeup and Janis will end up looking like the Bride of Frankenstein, or worse – Tammy Faye Baker!

Luckily for you Janis, you age much more slowly than the rest of us.

Right side a the grass

and in between some of us learn how to spell.

JusSayin: .. YIKES! Read the link. Never knew.

Not to be blunt, but I thought that Janis was referring to suicide. But that wouldn’t be that funny or wry or quaint or whatever . . .

See her handling her eyes for the clue. Botox, face lifts, the new alternative.

Best alternative: Stop obsessing; enjoy life.

I don’t think her legs are supposed to be purple? Sloppy work, or censorship?

Don’t worry about senility. When it finally hits you, you won’t know it.

It doesn’t only beat the alternative….but it is the way life goes!

I do look forward to a cure for aging while still in my late youth, should lower medical costs and per annum burial expenses.