B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 22, 2013

..You don’t spit into the wind and you don’t mess with Mack the knife.

Sum Ting Wong

Bang Ding Ou.

Never go to a marriage counselor who is divorced

Curls is right on the money with this one.

Never ask Ted Cruz to give a short toast at your wedding party!

Never pay any attention to a jerk who brings politics into a comic strip comment session.

never eat a ice cream cone while getting a hair cut

Of course this goes double for VETERINARIANS!

Never call a doctor if you have a erection for 4 hours….I would call everybody I know…

Avoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons (unfortunately from personal experience).

Never eat at place called MomsNever play cards with a man named DocNever buy the first year modelNever, ever sleep with someone who’s more troubled than you. {Apologies to Nelson Algren}

Never cook naked.

Ah, you’re half right. It’s Jim in the beginning. At the end, after Slim wins the fight, he wins the “don’t mess with…” title.

Never get your brakes fixed by a guy working for beer.

Thank you. . Couldnt remember the words and too tired to hunt down my Ella FitzgerLd /Louis Armstrong track.

Never trust a skinny cook; Don’t eat the yellow snow; Don’t take any wooden nickles.