..You don’t spit into the wind and you don’t mess with Mack the knife.
Sum Ting Wong
Bang Ding Ou.
Never go to a marriage counselor who is divorced
Curls is right on the money with this one.
Never ask Ted Cruz to give a short toast at your wedding party!
Never pay any attention to a jerk who brings politics into a comic strip comment session.
never eat a ice cream cone while getting a hair cut
Of course this goes double for VETERINARIANS!
Never call a doctor if you have a erection for 4 hours….I would call everybody I know…
Avoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons (unfortunately from personal experience).
Never eat at place called MomsNever play cards with a man named DocNever buy the first year modelNever, ever sleep with someone who’s more troubled than you. {Apologies to Nelson Algren}
Never cook naked.
Ah, you’re half right. It’s Jim in the beginning. At the end, after Slim wins the fight, he wins the “don’t mess with…” title.
Never get your brakes fixed by a guy working for beer.
Thank you. . Couldnt remember the words and too tired to hunt down my Ella FitzgerLd /Louis Armstrong track.
Never trust a skinny cook; Don’t eat the yellow snow; Don’t take any wooden nickles.
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
..You don’t spit into the wind and you don’t mess with Mack the knife.
hsawlrae about 11 years ago
Sum Ting Wong
hsawlrae about 11 years ago
Bang Ding Ou.
Harry Grapjas about 11 years ago
Never go to a marriage counselor who is divorced
corpcasselbury about 11 years ago
Curls is right on the money with this one.
William Bednar Premium Member about 11 years ago
Never ask Ted Cruz to give a short toast at your wedding party!
loner34 about 11 years ago
Never pay any attention to a jerk who brings politics into a comic strip comment session.
belovedkija about 11 years ago
never eat a ice cream cone while getting a hair cut
milania about 11 years ago
Of course this goes double for VETERINARIANS!
jtviper7 about 11 years ago
Never call a doctor if you have a erection for 4 hours….I would call everybody I know…
dflak about 11 years ago
Avoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons (unfortunately from personal experience).
dzw3030 about 11 years ago
Never eat at place called MomsNever play cards with a man named DocNever buy the first year modelNever, ever sleep with someone who’s more troubled than you. {Apologies to Nelson Algren}
ComiKen about 11 years ago
Never cook naked.
dzw3030 about 11 years ago
Ah, you’re half right. It’s Jim in the beginning. At the end, after Slim wins the fight, he wins the “don’t mess with…” title.
stevetro about 11 years ago
Never get your brakes fixed by a guy working for beer.
Hunter7 about 11 years ago
Thank you. . Couldnt remember the words and too tired to hunt down my Ella FitzgerLd /Louis Armstrong track.
jutty1717 about 11 years ago
Never trust a skinny cook; Don’t eat the yellow snow; Don’t take any wooden nickles.