B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for October 22, 2013

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    Hunter7  about 11 years ago

    ..You don’t spit into the wind and you don’t mess with Mack the knife.

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    hsawlrae  about 11 years ago

    Sum Ting Wong

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    hsawlrae  about 11 years ago

    Bang Ding Ou.

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    Harry Grapjas  about 11 years ago

    Never go to a marriage counselor who is divorced

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    corpcasselbury  about 11 years ago

    Curls is right on the money with this one.

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Never ask Ted Cruz to give a short toast at your wedding party!

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    loner34  about 11 years ago

    Never pay any attention to a jerk who brings politics into a comic strip comment session.

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    belovedkija  about 11 years ago

    never eat a ice cream cone while getting a hair cut

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    milania  about 11 years ago

    Of course this goes double for VETERINARIANS!

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    jtviper7  about 11 years ago

    Never call a doctor if you have a erection for 4 hours….I would call everybody I know…

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    dflak  about 11 years ago

    Avoid arguments with men carrying automatic weapons (unfortunately from personal experience).

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    dzw3030  about 11 years ago

    Never eat at place called MomsNever play cards with a man named DocNever buy the first year modelNever, ever sleep with someone who’s more troubled than you. {Apologies to Nelson Algren}

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    ComiKen  about 11 years ago

    Never cook naked.

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    dzw3030  about 11 years ago

    Ah, you’re half right. It’s Jim in the beginning. At the end, after Slim wins the fight, he wins the “don’t mess with…” title.

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    stevetro  about 11 years ago

    Never get your brakes fixed by a guy working for beer.

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    Hunter7  about 11 years ago

    Thank you. . Couldnt remember the words and too tired to hunt down my Ella FitzgerLd /Louis Armstrong track.

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    jutty1717  about 11 years ago

    Never trust a skinny cook; Don’t eat the yellow snow; Don’t take any wooden nickles.

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