Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 04, 2013

Telling your teacher will be good practice for when you grow up and tell your therapist.

Always avoiding the blame.

Compromise the quality ! heaven forbid .

the best mom in the world..

“My Mom ate my homework…”

Tell her your stuffed tiger ate it.

Poor baby.

good excuse …but it will not work .

Kind of like, “It’s Bush’s fault”.

It’s Red Bull time for Calvin …. Thank goodness it didn’t exist then … Calvin on Red Bull? I shudder at the thought…

It would seem that the parenting here is markedly substandard. Clearly past is prologue and no lessons learned.

When you wait until the last minute, it only takes a minute to do! Procrastinators unite! Tomorrow.. or day after tomorrow.. or…

Please leave your politics out of this.

The complaint syndrome is first cousin to the Beatle Bailey syndrome: spending more time and energy avoiding work than would actually be used by doing the work.

Calvin’s ridiculous.

Funny. I agree.

Oh yes… Blame Mum!

xxx

Calvin, maybe you’ll get the D you deserve.

Bill must be in the bushes outside our house watching the family. We’ll order some wings; he’s probably hungry by now.

Sounds like someone else whose initials are BHO.