Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 26, 2013

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 11 years ago

    All mothers have that power.

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    ratlum  almost 11 years ago

    Moms are that way

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    It’s all in “the look”.

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    rentier  almost 11 years ago

    A poem from an Austrian, who is not good in English, perhaps some will understand it!

    When the snow falls wunderbarand the children happy are,when the Glatteis on the street,and we all a Glühwein need,then you know, es ist soweit:she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.

    Every Parkhaus is besetzt,weil die people fahren jetztall to Kaufhof Mediamarkt,kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.Shopping hirnverbrannte thingsand the Christmasglocke rings.

    Mother in the kitchen bakesSchoko-, Nuss- und MandelkeksDaddy in the Nebenraumschmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaumhe is hanging auf the balls,than he from the Leiter falls…

    Finally the Kinderleinto the Zimmer kommen reinand es sings the familyschauerlich:“Oh, Christmastree!”And the jeder in the houseis packing die Geschenke aus.

    Mama finds under the Tanneeine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,everybody does frohlocken.President speaks in TV,all around is Harmonie,

    bis mother in the kitchen runs:Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans,and so comes die Feuerwehrwith Tatü, tata daher,and they bring a long, long Schlauchan a long, long Leiter auch,and they schrei -“Wasser marsch!”,Christmas is – now im – Eimer….

    Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,hear the music, see the lights,frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,merry Christmas allerseits….

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    Phapada  almost 11 years ago

    nice tattoo i like it too….

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    watmiwori  almost 11 years ago

    Calvin, you’re six years old, and you mean to say you’re JUST discovering this???

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    You can, Calvin…“when you have your own place and pay your own bills.” And I quote, from all moms everywhere.

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    bluram  almost 11 years ago

    “We’ll see”. would do the trick too.

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    Harry Grapjas  almost 11 years ago

    My mom would always say when I asked how she could know I was guilty as accused: it is clearly written on your forehead.

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    Aaberon  almost 11 years ago

    I felt pretty special that we were allowed to have pierced ears.

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    neatslob Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    We are back into summer?

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    moronbis  almost 11 years ago

    Mom probably had one of those. Why bar him?

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 11 years ago

    Perhaps the ability is with the reader rather than the sender?

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    Ervin Johnson  almost 11 years ago

    They also have bionic hearing. :D

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    #hobbes  almost 11 years ago

    all moms can do that

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    jrankin1959  almost 11 years ago

    If Calvin had the slightest idea of what goes into making a tattoo, he wouldn’t be in such a hurry.

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    freddypoo  almost 11 years ago

    When my mom called me Kristine Anne (instead of Kris)….I did it no matter what!

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    Uskoke  almost 11 years ago

    @LXo13:Vielen Dank fuer ein gutes Lach!

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    716PMedGuy  almost 11 years ago

    Hey Calvin how about a Hobbes tattoo

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    meihong  almost 11 years ago

    That would be a no.

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    cosman  almost 11 years ago

    Yea.. Mom was the past master of laying on you the guilt trip.. subtle, yet effective.

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    2252895  almost 11 years ago

    My mom also had eyes in the back of her head. Was covered by hair but I swear they were there.

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    orinoco womble  almost 11 years ago

    True. Medusa had nothing on a mom! I think it’s because we knew she would back it up with action if necessary.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 11 years ago

    Just one of the super powers that come with the wife/mom kit. Once promoted to Mom they get an enhanced upgraded version much better than what Microsoft does with windows.

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    Aaron Saltzer  almost 11 years ago

    Calvin needs Jesus Christ. So does the rest of that family.

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    Reality,really?  almost 11 years ago

    They read minds,are actually much bettter than any mechanical lie detector and see easily more than Santa. And mine also had an extra set of eyes in the back of her head and could detect bs even before you finished the sentence ! I think it’s all genetic.

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    calvinsfriend110  almost 11 years ago

    The boy with the serpent tattoo

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    EricPost  almost 11 years ago

    Now-a-days mothers would love to tattoo their kids.

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    GregoriusM  almost 11 years ago

    amazing!

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    jackproarty  over 6 years ago

    Am I the only one who wants to know how all that snow melted in a day?

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