A poem from an Austrian, who is not good in English, perhaps some will understand it!
When the snow falls wunderbarand the children happy are,when the Glatteis on the street,and we all a Glühwein need,then you know, es ist soweit:she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt,weil die people fahren jetztall to Kaufhof Mediamarkt,kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.Shopping hirnverbrannte thingsand the Christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the kitchen bakesSchoko-, Nuss- und MandelkeksDaddy in the Nebenraumschmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaumhe is hanging auf the balls,than he from the Leiter falls…
Finally the Kinderleinto the Zimmer kommen reinand es sings the familyschauerlich:“Oh, Christmastree!”And the jeder in the houseis packing die Geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the Tanneeine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,everybody does frohlocken.President speaks in TV,all around is Harmonie,
bis mother in the kitchen runs:Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans,and so comes die Feuerwehrwith Tatü, tata daher,and they bring a long, long Schlauchan a long, long Leiter auch,and they schrei -“Wasser marsch!”,Christmas is – now im – Eimer….
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,hear the music, see the lights,frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,merry Christmas allerseits….
Just one of the super powers that come with the wife/mom kit. Once promoted to Mom they get an enhanced upgraded version much better than what Microsoft does with windows.
They read minds,are actually much bettter than any mechanical lie detector and see easily more than Santa. And mine also had an extra set of eyes in the back of her head and could detect bs even before you finished the sentence ! I think it’s all genetic.
BE THIS GUY about 11 years ago
All mothers have that power.
ratlum about 11 years ago
Moms are that way
Linux0s about 11 years ago
It’s all in “the look”.
rentier about 11 years ago
A poem from an Austrian, who is not good in English, perhaps some will understand it!
When the snow falls wunderbarand the children happy are,when the Glatteis on the street,and we all a Glühwein need,then you know, es ist soweit:she is here, the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt,weil die people fahren jetztall to Kaufhof Mediamarkt,kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.Shopping hirnverbrannte thingsand the Christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the kitchen bakesSchoko-, Nuss- und MandelkeksDaddy in the Nebenraumschmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaumhe is hanging auf the balls,than he from the Leiter falls…
Finally the Kinderleinto the Zimmer kommen reinand es sings the familyschauerlich:“Oh, Christmastree!”And the jeder in the houseis packing die Geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the Tanneeine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne,Papa gets a Schlips and Socken,everybody does frohlocken.President speaks in TV,all around is Harmonie,
bis mother in the kitchen runs:Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans,and so comes die Feuerwehrwith Tatü, tata daher,and they bring a long, long Schlauchan a long, long Leiter auch,and they schrei -“Wasser marsch!”,Christmas is – now im – Eimer….
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,hear the music, see the lights,frohe Weihnacht, frohe Weihnacht,merry Christmas allerseits….
Phapada about 11 years ago
nice tattoo i like it too….
watmiwori about 11 years ago
Calvin, you’re six years old, and you mean to say you’re JUST discovering this???
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
You can, Calvin…“when you have your own place and pay your own bills.” And I quote, from all moms everywhere.
bluram about 11 years ago
“We’ll see”. would do the trick too.
Harry Grapjas about 11 years ago
My mom would always say when I asked how she could know I was guilty as accused: it is clearly written on your forehead.
Aaberon about 11 years ago
I felt pretty special that we were allowed to have pierced ears.
neatslob Premium Member about 11 years ago
We are back into summer?
moronbis about 11 years ago
Mom probably had one of those. Why bar him?
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 11 years ago
Perhaps the ability is with the reader rather than the sender?
Ervin Johnson about 11 years ago
They also have bionic hearing. :D
#hobbes about 11 years ago
all moms can do that
jrankin1959 about 11 years ago
If Calvin had the slightest idea of what goes into making a tattoo, he wouldn’t be in such a hurry.
freddypoo about 11 years ago
When my mom called me Kristine Anne (instead of Kris)….I did it no matter what!
Uskoke about 11 years ago
@LXo13:Vielen Dank fuer ein gutes Lach!
716PMedGuy about 11 years ago
Hey Calvin how about a Hobbes tattoo
meihong about 11 years ago
That would be a no.
cosman about 11 years ago
Yea.. Mom was the past master of laying on you the guilt trip.. subtle, yet effective.
2252895 about 11 years ago
My mom also had eyes in the back of her head. Was covered by hair but I swear they were there.
orinoco womble about 11 years ago
True. Medusa had nothing on a mom! I think it’s because we knew she would back it up with action if necessary.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 11 years ago
Just one of the super powers that come with the wife/mom kit. Once promoted to Mom they get an enhanced upgraded version much better than what Microsoft does with windows.
Aaron Saltzer about 11 years ago
Calvin needs Jesus Christ. So does the rest of that family.
Reality,really? about 11 years ago
They read minds,are actually much bettter than any mechanical lie detector and see easily more than Santa. And mine also had an extra set of eyes in the back of her head and could detect bs even before you finished the sentence ! I think it’s all genetic.
calvinsfriend110 about 11 years ago
The boy with the serpent tattoo
EricPost about 11 years ago
Now-a-days mothers would love to tattoo their kids.
GregoriusM about 11 years ago
amazing!
jackproarty over 6 years ago
Am I the only one who wants to know how all that snow melted in a day?