Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 14, 2013
Transcript:
Croc Wife: Have you seen your father today? Croc Son: He went to McRonald's burger place.. you know, the one with the play area. Croc Wife: Why'd he want to go there? Croc Son: I guess to get a burger... why else? Croc: Me gonna eat fat kid. Employee: Oooh... I'm afraid that breaks our McRonaldland rules.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
It takes a lot of balls to do that.
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
PS: Patty doesn’t have George Jetson hair anymore! Yay!
Burnout70s almost 11 years ago
: )
kamb8 almost 11 years ago
I like that last panel.
Apocalypse Fanatic almost 11 years ago
Try the slightly thinner meaty one, he’ll taste better.
Kali39 almost 11 years ago
That’s a rule? I thought at McDonalds, that was called a Super Mac.
bubjerryk almost 11 years ago
Why do I feel a visit from Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory coming soon?
Sisyphos almost 11 years ago
Larry just can’t catch a break—much less a fat kid!
oldschool434 almost 11 years ago
if that manager would just let Larry thin out some of those fat kids they probably wouldn’t be forced to offer apples instead of french fries in the happy meals
edclectic almost 11 years ago
I wish he’d eat Ronald.
zipidachimp almost 11 years ago
have an OREO !!!!!
John Falstaff almost 11 years ago
MMmmmm … fat keed taste GUD! Exttra onyun an mostard peese.
mattro65 almost 11 years ago
There will be plenty of fat kids to choose from.
mattro65 almost 11 years ago
“Vegetarians taste better…”. Vegetarians do everything better.
Enoki almost 11 years ago
What?! The worker didn’t ask if he wanted frys with that!
KEA almost 11 years ago
children should be eaten and not heard
Carl Rennhack Premium Member almost 11 years ago
@Debt Free and @mattro53—When Hormel workers went on strike back in 1985, a Trotskyist friend of mine went to Minnesota to work on strike support. She said that, when she was staffing a food bank, she remarked to one striker, “I’m sorry we don’t have any meat for you guys & gals!” “That’s OK by me”, the striker said. “Me & most of my co-workers are vegetarians.”She’s been one ever since!
finale almost 11 years ago
Larry; listen to the Philosophy major.
rshive almost 11 years ago
Hey Larry, did you leave your shoes in the rack like you’re supposed to? No shoes?—naughty, naughty.
puddlesplatt almost 11 years ago
what a croc!
cubswin2016 almost 11 years ago
If he isn’t smart enough to catch a zebra, what makes him smart enough to catch a kid.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
So that’s why “McRonald’s” (in “real” life) has gotten rid of all its play areas! Too many lawsuits re: Eaten kids.
Number Three almost 11 years ago
Larry’s second childhood.
xxx
WaitingMan almost 11 years ago
Eating a fat kid is probably healthier than eating a “McRonald’s” burger.
edclectic almost 11 years ago
Book ’im, Dan-o!
Vet Premium Member almost 11 years ago
“Ohhhhhhhh! That’s too much saturated fats…..”So that is where McRibs come from.