Herman by Jim Unger for December 27, 2013

The writing was on the wall… now it’s on his head… – His words have come back to “hurt” him….

Job applicant at Murder, Inc.

And the sign said, “Long-haired freaky people need not apply”So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him whyHe said, “You look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you’ll do”So I took off my hat, I said, “Imagine that, huh, me workin’ for you”Whoa, oh, oh

Sign, sign, everywhere a signBlockin’ out the scenery, breakin’ my mindDo this, don’t do that, can’t you read the sign?

Say ‘hello’ to ANTI Capp.

“No” means let’s negotiate?

You don’t actually know Linguist’s attitude, he was just repeating an old song from my earlier youth.

Also there was a “passable” cover version by Tesla… Click here for that one… – And here for the 5 Man Electrical Band original version…

but i really LOVE styrofoam signs