Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 30, 2013

Whoa, the “time to make the donuts” guy is really burning the candle at both ends now that he’s moonlighting as a high school football ref.

“Lots of weapons there, Gil.”“Well, ever since the state passed that conceal and carry law, I feel safer packing heat.”

Coach Jim Rome of Tilden High is unusually humble in defeat. “Gil, that QB is a grinder and he keeps it tight,” remarked Van Smack.

You hope Gil, because you have no clue!

Not the donuts guy, Tennessee Ernie Ford

As the Milford cheerleaders hoist the severed heads of the Tilden drum majors, still wearing their shakos.

Oh why couldn’t they have put a peacock in the background somewhere just to tease us?

Cynic that I am, let me make sure I have this straight….Gil, already up 20-0, decides to expose his brittle QB Hayes on the play call suggestion offered by the obviously emotionally disturbed mute man-child Pascoe, who has just joined the team mid-season under dubious circumstances.

works for me!

Why the hell is the Tilden defender in P2 getting ready to throw a block instead of tackling the receiver? Either that or he’s just snatched a purse and is attempting to flee via the player’s entrance.

“I hope we’re this good — and didn’t just skunk you because you are a miserable coach and your players have the talents of munchkins.” Way to put down the other coach, Gil.

…was hoping for reform, but yet we get another JBuzzKill moment….

@JWhiz next you’re going to tell me that the Where’s a The Beef? lady is gone too – and I know that you know so don’t bother.