Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 03, 2013

My sign would say ‘You are welcomed only if you are returning my stuff – including my booze’.

my sign would say “unless you are selling Thin Mints”.

Unless you are delivering a Pizza!

Mine says “NO SOLICITING NO PROSELYTIZING”It has worked very well for several years now.

Mine says: No Trespassing! We’re not buying what you’re selling, and we have our own religion!

And please note that there’s an “AND” in that sign. So don’t just bring wine, also be prepared to clean up! :-)

There’s always an exception to every rule.