Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2013

Rat picked Wanda up on the way there. He might pick up something else if he’s not careful.

Rat’s family knows him only too well.

maybe now Inspector Danger will have someone to strip search.

Sometimes honesty isn’t the best policy.

Read today’s Peanuts for insight.

Rat and Wanda, out in the cold. There’s probably a moral to this story. But it’s beyond Rat….

What are his family members’ names?

His family calls him “Rat”?

I need to hire a masseuse for Thursday.

Don’t be such a Borat…

1) Rat has a masseuse called Wanda? Sounds “fishy” to me!

2) When it comes to Wanda, I’ll stay with Ms. Jackson! Especially her version of “Silver Threads & Golden Needles” on YouTube!

and she was such a sweet youngster ?

and just call her ‘tom’

When they told you to bring a “dish” that’s not what they meant.

I know. Shocking isn’t it?

LOL xxx

Rat finally gets to spend the day with his loved ones — beer and a masseuse.

Is he the only rat in the world who’s name is,“rat”?

Rat and Wanda need to head over to the Forths.

Rat’s sister looks like a hedgehog!

This give a whole new meaning to “Rat-hole”

Wanda looks extremely strange.