Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 14, 2013

Not only is Shuford hurt, but Marty has gained about 30 pounds since the game started.

I think it’s time for the Milford radio station to get out of the 50’s, WDIG – you dig? With Moon the Wolfman Jack ripoff alcoholic DJ it’s clearly time for an update. Get with the times – how about changing the name to WOMG, WLOL or WWTF? If Moon had a podcast though I’d subscribe.

The usual “Milford misses the playdowns by this much” ending Neal and Rod always use for the “Winning isn’t everything” lesson that’s really a cop-out for the fact that Milford (and Detroit sports) are a bunch of losers.

Goshen cannot be that good! At least Milford has the injury excuse to fall back on when they miss the playoffs this time.

Oh well, on to basketball to see which star player (or Mimi’s star Amazon) has a problem that will affect the team so much they miss the playdowns…again.

Moon with the lamest of sportscaster cliches. I would have preferred “And boom goes the dynamite”. For all the ridicule that phrase has generated, it was at least original.

Milford will go to eight man football next year and play the school for the deaf.

Good to see that sign-man is back in action.

What has happened to Chip Visci and Hamani “Hambone” Gaines? Gil and Kaz look like someone stole their after lunch cookie.

Great words of encouragement Gil

I’m thinking everyone is going to get healthy and Gil will have a long run in the playdowns. At least that’s the way it would have been ten or fifteen years ago.

P2: I wish Moon would stop scheduling his optometrist visits at halftime.

What are we missing that Mimi found researching John Pascoe.

…there is no need to critique the story line, there is none MJS!

P3…Gil is back to his Mitt Romney appearance, talking to Eddie Munster…

Maybe it’s an epidemic of low pain thresholds.

Not even Sign Man can save this team.

Sign man won’t give up, even after the game is over. His arms must be tired.

WDIG are perfect call letters for Marty (Where Drunken Idiots Go)

this strip is beginning to look and sound like the season for the GB Packers…

I’ve been away for a few years. Did I miss anything?

Tip the Cheerleader is going to suit up. Shameless Little Giants rip off.

No wonder Shuford is limping – the tackler reached into his chest cavity trying to pull his heart out. And what gives with Marty “the mad scientist” Moon in P2? He’s glowing like he has a stash of Uranium-235 in his lap.