Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for November 16, 2013

Passive-aggressive answer from Gil.

According to Google, there is one person named Julius Funchess in the U.S. He lives in Jackson, Miss. Friend of Neal?

It’s good to see Jaimie backmhome on P1. Look forward to,seeing Keri at The Bucket.Holly

Not surprising in the Thorp household that the flour has its own self-identified container. It helps explain the “Gil” mug.

Jack Metzger – actor who was in The Pink Panther 2. About the right age for high school too!

In all reality, Gil spending all summer with Pop and training to be a wrestler caused him to neglect the off season summer conditioning proram and now its coming back to haunt his team.

Ahh…Marty’s pre game interview. Sippy Cup, check. Milford sign guy, check check, aliens orbbing over the field, absolutly. An aggressive stunting, blitzing defense and a punishing ground game to control the clock? Well…I must be dreaming.

Why is Moon waving his electric razor at Gil?

John Pascoe will be the first two-way player since Gil Thorp.

Gil had some personal issues with Marty a long time ago. They don’t show up on the official Web site.

As stupid as Gil is, he does manage to give Marty the sort of answers that a stupid reporter deserves.

As usual, Milford experiences extremes. Number of injuries now would trigger a congressional investigation.