Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 15, 2013
November 14, 2013
November 16, 2013
Transcript:
Arlo: We don't eat so much processed food anymore!
Arlo: We try to eat whole food we prepare ourselves.
Woman: You eat it raw, don't you? You don't cook it! Cooking creates horrible toxins!
Arlo: I give up!
Cooking is possibly what made us develop into modern humans. It improves digestibility and destroys pathogens and parasites. Try eating raw beef for a week and see what happens.
“You use insecticides and murder those poor innocent insects?”.Also remember bumper sticker showing dog with legs raiised as he washed a plant above HAS YOUR TOBACCO TASTED FUNNY LATELY?.It would apply to other foods too
I had to either laugh loudly or totally cry at this one! My wife and I learned to cook food to its ultimate flavor, just for her to read an article about how those charred bits might be causing her headaches. sigh (On the plus side, she DOES have fewer headaches.)
All this talk makes me want to charcoal-grill something with lots of nitrates, using lots of trans fats and salt in the marinade. And wash it down with a two liter sugary drink.
Swalb%515 almost 11 years ago
Salmonella, here it comes.
hawgowar almost 11 years ago
Cooking is possibly what made us develop into modern humans. It improves digestibility and destroys pathogens and parasites. Try eating raw beef for a week and see what happens.
curmudgeon68 almost 11 years ago
You can’t win.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 11 years ago
Ofc eating it raw – especially meat – makes you stink.
unca jim almost 11 years ago
The point IS; one-upsmanship. Arlo lost.
stncrst almost 11 years ago
Billy Graham’s favorite meal according to his wife was canned tomatoes, canned baked beans and vienna sausages all cold on a plate….ummmm
Burnside217 almost 11 years ago
There’s not much better then raw Doritos and beer.
doublepaw almost 11 years ago
In other words, try a raw steak, hold the horns.
CPOChuckG almost 11 years ago
Arlo carries a notebook under his sweater or his abs are really cut.
bagbalm almost 11 years ago
Order a McRib with extra bacon. See the horror and terror in the teen girl’s eyes.
finale almost 11 years ago
Chili cheese dog…extra onions (chopped, raw).
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 11 years ago
“You use insecticides and murder those poor innocent insects?”.Also remember bumper sticker showing dog with legs raiised as he washed a plant above HAS YOUR TOBACCO TASTED FUNNY LATELY?.It would apply to other foods too
1Username almost 11 years ago
I had to either laugh loudly or totally cry at this one! My wife and I learned to cook food to its ultimate flavor, just for her to read an article about how those charred bits might be causing her headaches. sigh (On the plus side, she DOES have fewer headaches.)
jbmlaw01 almost 11 years ago
All this talk makes me want to charcoal-grill something with lots of nitrates, using lots of trans fats and salt in the marinade. And wash it down with a two liter sugary drink.
belcherman almost 11 years ago
Ummm, pork tartar!
Chuck_it_all almost 11 years ago
2 thoughts from my dad that fought in the Pacific, both from a marine Gunnery Sergeant:
Before he left the troop ship: If it looks good and smells good and tastes good, eat it.
On leaving the landing craft: Follow me! Do you want to live forever!?
He lived 87 years on cooked food.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Woman is just a pompous a-hole.
ARLOS DAD almost 11 years ago
My son, Try Lutrfisk, It will kill all bacteria and leave you with unique breath.
A purring cat is the best tranquilizer almost 11 years ago
problems occur when people cook on a grill and char the outside of their meat