Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 19, 2013

Horse puckey…

No problem…we clean the house every spring.

There goes your commission, riding off into the sunset.

Okay, I won’t tell you we have a horse living in our house…

It’s truly a horsehair sofa in the parlor.

Time to muck out the living room.

Reminds me of this classic:http://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2006/09/24Maybe the strips were just published in the wrong order :)

’s’ok, we’ll have it Granma clean by the time she turns up to inspect …

Hey, it was good enough for Tucker Gattrell…Roscoe approves

I know someone who does this with a miniature…but she wears tennis shoes in the house.

Just slip bowls of pine oil and bleach under every piece of furniture to give it that hospital disinfectant smell…

I thought that Lucy was just a stuffed toy that existed as a real horse only in Danae’s imagination

But not Danae-broken

@Nabuquduriuzhur: I think it is Victoria, and this is just her way of getting him to cleaning up after himself (and the girls). He’d better get used to the idea of sharing the housework if he marries her. (wonder if his first wife used to make him do that?)

oh, do we maybe have problems?

Victoria’s a secret?

Well, that takes care of the worry that the whole family would show up at Victoria’s one-room condo for Thanksgiving. I can’t imagine that Danae cleans up after Lucy…

Not only is Lucy civilized enough to live in the house, but she talks and acts intelligently – which is more than you can say about Danae most of the time! Excellent counterpoint character, eh?

I think this will kill any chance of selling the house, at least this time around.

Better not tell her about the dog.

I always thought the horse was imaginary