JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for December 08, 2013
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What did you think of the guest preachers sermon today? He wasn't as good as pastor chuck G. Thanks Joe! Pastor Chuck G?! Is that you Reverend Glover? What are you doing out here in the cold?! I was tossed out of Todays service. It appears my congregation was offended by me! I was unwelcome when I attended church disguised as a homeless man. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me because of my odor.... Ten minutes into the program.... I was politely ushered out here. we're ashamed! don't be. your family is always nice to me. you've done this before ?! A variety of disguises unwelcome types stole the idea from God.
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
I’ve heard of this kind of thing before, but I can’t remember from where…
Dani Rice almost 11 years ago
It has been done several times and, sadly,with the same results. Apparently, no matter if we are Jewish, Christian, or Muslim, our religion tends to stop at the sanctuary door.
kab2rb almost 11 years ago
A former Pastor did this as homeless part of his message. At my sister’s church Baptist a homeless man did go in the church not sit on the pew but the floor and one man did go to sit with him, this homeless man not the pastor.
gmforde almost 11 years ago
The fake homeless man story itself proved to be a fake. The guy made it up. Be careful of what you read on the internet.
tech60 almost 11 years ago
It reminds me of a poem by Helen Steiner Rice, “The Story of the Christmas Guest.”
ChazNCenTex almost 11 years ago
Used to work for the state office of the “welfare” agency. For Halloween we used to have a costume party. One year a co-worker dressed up QUITE SUCCESSFULLY as a homeless person and sat down outside the front door. People walked around her, no one asked if she needed help
jdreller almost 11 years ago
I like the comment about nobody sitting near him because of the odor.So I’m supposed to show compassion by breathing in offensive odors. oh please.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Church members can get picky about lots of things. My dad was brought up in a Methodist church, but one day after he was grown he went to an Episcopal church service. He had trouble with all the standing and sittiing and kneeling, reciting this and singing that, until finally a dowager behind him asked, “Don’t you think you’d better go home?” Not because of this, necessarily, but when he was older he never attended church. (I’m not saying that all Episcopalians are like that; I imagine that analogous things happen in many kinds of houses of worship.)
patlaborvi almost 11 years ago
I remember hearing once about a time when Rich Mullins (a big time Christian musician at the time) had just finished a big concert and changed into an old pair of jeans and a tee shirt before going out in front of the concert hall. People leaving the concert didn’t recognize him and actually thought he was a bum trying to sneak into the hall for a warm place to sleep.
rogrogers almost 11 years ago
I was going to ask God why He allowed poverty and suffering, but I didn’t.
I was afraid He’d ask ME the same thing.
nailer Premium Member almost 11 years ago
That idea is very recurrent, and sadly is more likely true:
That if Jesus would come again, we would kill him again.
A variant is that he will come again as an undocumented black lesbian, don´t remember who said it.
kab2rb almost 11 years ago
One more comment, the same homeless man who sat down on the floor where my sister goes at a Baptist church, I did not think to add, is the same homeless man that I think tired to either break-in the church building or steal something form the church.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Don’t tar everyone with the same brush. You haven’t been to my Church. People quit coming because of the homeless
Mariposamia almost 11 years ago
Sorry, Rev. This came from an e-mail sent around – quite a while ago, in fact.
oranaiche almost 11 years ago
Snopes’ information on the homeless-pastor story
RuinQueenofOblivion almost 11 years ago
No, no… feels like i’ve heard of an older story that was similar.