Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 29, 2013

“Look out below”

“Huh?”

Shows how closely people really listen.

“Dear, I told you that taking that off ramp at 80 would kill us… I hate to be an I told you so… but, that WAS the spoiler alert!!

Wonder which one went first…….?

I’m with Stupid →

Testament to texting while driving.

“Hold my beer and watch this.”

It won’t break if I jump on it…

Spoiler Alert: Everybody Dies.

it was the one armed man. luke, i’m your father. rosebud is the sled. gossip girl was a dude. and, mr potter is not a cripple, he was faking it the whole time.

I think that was from the movie Thinner, in the car remember naughty naughty.

“I told you I was sick.”

“That’s what she said”

Watch, I got a medal for doing this in combat.

Now quickly, I must tell you where I buried the treasure…it’s in…( drops dead) AUGHHHHHH

That’s the last spoiler alert you give me!

The Greatest Certitude of Life: It is Invariably,unavioidably fatal….

Talk about a Death Wish!

“Don’t take life serious, son, it ain’t nohow permanent.” Walt Kelly via Albert Alligator.

I got one: Harry Edsel SmithLooked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. (Albany,NY, 1914)

The way I see it the spoiler always comes at the end. So , if at all possible, if you have something to do or say, Never delay to “another day”. Because death is fickle, like the man in black with the sickle.

Or “Life is a terminal STD.”