For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for December 16, 2013

I’m impressed it didn’t land on HER foot.

He has no sense of humor.

And Elly, that was a good one!

but one day he will laugh

Is anyone else remembering the Roald Dahl story “Lamb to the Slaughter?”

Competing to find the biggest turkey was always great fun for my kids. We used to call it the hunt for the Thanksgiving Pteranadon.Good times.C.

Strong woman Elly, carrying that 25-pound turkey and all the other groceries. And she didn’t drop it on her foot.

Oh, let’s keep it to remember this historic day!

I bet the store would get some free publicity from the incident – and no one could blame them for a customer being a klutz.

Now husbands will learn what they need to do so their wives no longer ask them to pick up the groceries!

He’s not used to be distracted by children when shopping. Moms have got that down pat.

I’m with you there (except I don’t think there would have been any blood on it…)

That BIG cast for a broken foot?

I would never trust my honey to shop for dinner because i’m the one cooking it.

Oh, stuff it, Elly! (that was a pun… I’m not being mean to her)

Please…don’t have it bronzed…can you imagine John dropping that on his foot?

I wonder if he likes white meat or dark?

Cook the dam turkey and get it over with

Yep. I wouldn’t be surprised if the original story is somewhere online.

Eat it.