Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 18, 2013

Nice comeback, Janis.

They’re comfortable!

Don’t look a gift horse,… Run with it, Arlo!

The hand is faster than the eye.

He’ll come home and all his favorite stuff is thrown away. Seen it many a time.

" I undressed you with my eyes and then quickly put them back on you."

Is that from “Last Kiss” or something older?

looks like a shopping trip is coming up whether or not Arlo wants it.

I once asked hubby what size slacks he wore, and he gave me his sizes. Went off to the store and got him two pair of trousers – one dress and one semi-casual – and tossed the receipts. When he opened them on Christmas Day he told me they were too small. “But I asked you what size you wore!” His answer? “Well, I didn’t know you were going to buy me some.” Why the —-did he think I asked?

@Dani Rice — I’ve overheard my wife mention to others that she’s a size “n”. But I know from her closet that the only size “n” clothes she has in there haven’t been worn in many years. The ones she actually wears are “n+2” or “n+4”. Your hubby is just doing the same thing.

Check the closet, keep the receipts, and try to make sure what you are buying has an ample stock in nearby sizes.

Who is Brandy? I’ve heard her mentioned lots of times but never knew who she was.

Your duds aren’t too old until you can see through them

Don’t smile…it’s not what you’re thinking…or wishing…

Stop using your eyes; start using your hands!!

Too bad she dressing room undressing you Arlo.