Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 29, 2013
November 28, 2013
November 30, 2013
Transcript:
Adam: This turkey is tasty. Ted: it's Scandinavian pillow turkey. They're raised cradled on soft pillows and swaddled in Egyptian cotton. They're wildly expensive. Only a select few can get them. Adam: Little dry, though. Ted: Oh, that's your unrefined palate talking.
2252895 over 10 years ago
Unrefined or not, I know a dry bird you egotistical so and so.
shamest Premium Member over 10 years ago
okay I just googled it there isn’t a turkey like that so he is lying
Dani Rice over 10 years ago
Be thankful you don’t have to live with him! I wonder if he has a wife?
KEA over 10 years ago
gawd – worse than a winey, and i didn’t think that was possible.(winey=wine snob)
jmcenanly over 10 years ago
You can almost hear the Locust Valley Lockjaw.
Perkycat over 10 years ago
I wonder what his wife is like. And they have kids too.
pumaman over 10 years ago
Waiting until the after dinner coffee is served….
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 10 years ago
That dude would have been long gone before we ever got to eating turkey.
Doctor11 over 10 years ago
Count to ten, Adam, and THEN punch him before he completely ruins Thanksgiving.
pcolli over 10 years ago
And he eats foie gras.
Skylark over 10 years ago
OK. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. Adam gleefully giving this jerk his comeuppance!
Hunter7 over 10 years ago
A turkey – if cooked properly, shouldn’t be dry. But don’t ask me about how to cook it. I just do turkey pieces. No whole bird. .Wonder if Mr. Know It All did the turkey.