Mr. Claus... Is it true that you currently employ a topless dancer? No... I mean, yes! I mean... No comment!
Looks like a boobie trap
Santa’s been spendin’ time at the wrong pole.
And a naked Prancer.
“that topless lady had something up her sleeve”
John Prine
and a clean and sober blitzen?
Not topless at all — she’s got antlers.
From a Christmas card I once saw “He whistled and shouted and called them by name…topless waitresses hate Santa.”
Uh oh!
A pole Dancer, specifically at the North Pole?
Reindeer games.
Day by Dave
Dave Whamond
April 10, 2015
May 31, 2017
oldtruck66 about 11 years ago
Looks like a boobie trap
edclectic about 11 years ago
Santa’s been spendin’ time at the wrong pole.
Olddog1 about 11 years ago
And a naked Prancer.
jmcx4 about 11 years ago
“that topless lady had something up her sleeve”
John Prine
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
and a clean and sober blitzen?
listmom about 11 years ago
Not topless at all — she’s got antlers.
redarmrest about 11 years ago
From a Christmas card I once saw “He whistled and shouted and called them by name…topless waitresses hate Santa.”
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
Uh oh!
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
A pole Dancer, specifically at the North Pole?
kitty155 about 11 years ago
Reindeer games.