Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 21, 2013

When it comes to inside jokes, some people are claustrophobic…

“Also, we recommend that you put on a pair of track shoes because it’s a running gag.”

Or the question: “Are practical jokes really practical?”

I’m laughing on the inside…

Certainly not worth a horse-laugh…

I have a weak gag reflex. It didn’t kick in.

Oh, you’re all in fine form today! I can’t begin to match you all.But I do hope this doesn’t mean that Samson is going to out-horse Horace’s job.Darn; the pun jar seems to be full. But the coins are moving.. Lessee what’s in there to- what the..? WHO left the quarterhorse in the pun jar?!?!?

You opened the door on that one; so are you going to let us in or what?

if its a lame joke do we put it down, or would that make Horace nervous

I’d tell you a good joke, but I’m a little horse.

WE saw that you stepped in our joke and we are all laughing.

I got nothin’

A “Doonesbury” Sunday fake-advertised an 800 number to call if you don’t get a given comic joke.

Or “Hope you got to sit down a lot during the day, because there’s going to be a lot of stand up comedy, tonight”….