Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 15, 2013

Everything tastes better with cheese.Everything tastes better with chocolate.Everything tastes better with bacon.So why doesn’t chocolate-covered bacon with cheese sound good?

Enjoy human flesh? You’re a monster.

There are stupid books on how to keep your job or go on an interview. This food book is another stupid book where idiots like Cliff buy them and take them seriously,

That describes me too – a well-rounded personality in every sense of the term.

If you’re outgoing on the RU Sirius, don’t forget your spacesuit.

Hmm, I guess I’m very, very, outgoing! More chocolate, please…

Some people like caramel apples, others prefer caramel onions…..

I thought HE was going to say it about HIMSELF.

For the individual in the strip w the most well-rounded character development this is not a huge surprise but endearing on that regard. (A joke on bunk and on flubbed news reports that exaggerate or oversimplify, of course, but not a surprise.) I wonder what it would have been like with the balloons reversed? It would be very different joke, given their personalities, I think.

And it would have to be parve chocolate, too.Unless you used Morningstar Farms “bacon”. Not a good idea.

There was a TV commercial in the fifties about a kid who liked ketchup on his chocolate cake.