Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 18, 2013

‘Krampus’ has gone to his head…

Is Pam angry about it or jealous that somebody else gets to attack people?

Don’t talk about Fig Club.

As I get older, I’m having more trouble finding my stick.

It’s very difficult to make good figgy when an insane doctor is beating on you with a stick.

I am utterly disillusioned. I googled and learned that figgy pudding is not a pudding but a cake! At least it does have figs in it along with a million other ingredients.http://homecooking.about.com/od/dessertrecipes/r/bldes108.htm

When you have a stick, everything’s an infraction.

I think I’ll try to be happy with Figgy Newtons.

No, I call it Herman

He’s definitely not speaking softly.

Yule be sorry and very sore when you meet Dr. Christmess Mel.