Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for December 21, 2013
December 20, 2013
December 22, 2013
Transcript:
TV: ...and now in health news...
TV: A recent study has found that dog ownership may help you live longer!
Peeakboo: I'd like to see the credentials of the dog responsible for that study.
I like to point out that bombardment by cations from computers can cause depression, and dogs chase the cations (real scientific explanation is that petting any furry critter counters the cations with anions).
As to dogs as scientists, see BMJ. 1995 December 23; 311(7021): 1700–1701. PMCID: PMC2539093Excessive impertinence or a missed diagnosis?T. M. Williams, Kim, and G. Williamshttp://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2539093/Author Kim is credited as a squirrel expert (the article diagnoses Squirrel Nutkin with Tourette Syndrome) and the articles that cite it.
I think the research means living with animals … we own them by our lights and laws, but … it’s not only cats that own us, Our hounds figure they own us, and we let them think so. I’m not sure either of us would still be on our feet, if it weren’t for the animals. Not only do they believe they own us, they just know they can teach us to levitate, if they work at it. They are committed.
We enjoy more agility than we would otherwise … and better reflexes! Yay for pets!
I’ve had dogs, and I’ve had cats. I can’t tell the difference in terms of quality of companionship; they each have their unique way of expressing friendship, but they are different animals and should not be expected to provide the same function in the same way. I love them both.
Allen Rymer almost 11 years ago
And once the cat’s out of the bag….nothing BUT stress
Swalb%515 almost 11 years ago
Not good news for cats.
ShadowBeast Premium Member almost 11 years ago
Well it’s all pets that can help you live longer.well except Poncho,Garfield,and Marmaduke, those guys can actually shorten the lifespan.
gcarlson almost 11 years ago
I like to point out that bombardment by cations from computers can cause depression, and dogs chase the cations (real scientific explanation is that petting any furry critter counters the cations with anions).
gcarlson almost 11 years ago
As to dogs as scientists, see BMJ. 1995 December 23; 311(7021): 1700–1701. PMCID: PMC2539093Excessive impertinence or a missed diagnosis?T. M. Williams, Kim, and G. Williamshttp://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2539093/Author Kim is credited as a squirrel expert (the article diagnoses Squirrel Nutkin with Tourette Syndrome) and the articles that cite it.
meowlin almost 11 years ago
Dogs don’t purrCats do.
alondra almost 11 years ago
Don’t worry Peekaboo, they say the same thing about cat ownership, but does anyone really ever OWN a cat??
Hawthorne almost 11 years ago
I think the research means living with animals … we own them by our lights and laws, but … it’s not only cats that own us, Our hounds figure they own us, and we let them think so. I’m not sure either of us would still be on our feet, if it weren’t for the animals. Not only do they believe they own us, they just know they can teach us to levitate, if they work at it. They are committed.
We enjoy more agility than we would otherwise … and better reflexes! Yay for pets!
Puddleglum2 almost 11 years ago
The world is going to the dogs!
vldazzle almost 11 years ago
Peekaboo is very correct, however, in that most published “studies” seem to benefit those who sponsored them ;-D
Doctor11 almost 11 years ago
Ooh, this is gonna make the cat lovers angry.
Gokie5 almost 11 years ago
Bucky Katz might not prolong your life, either.
primalcoach over 10 years ago
I’ve had dogs, and I’ve had cats. I can’t tell the difference in terms of quality of companionship; they each have their unique way of expressing friendship, but they are different animals and should not be expected to provide the same function in the same way. I love them both.