Ho Ho Ho Pardon me, sir, but would you mind leaning this way for a moment... Well, of course! Ho ho! Hey. Put away the checkbook, Jarvis. It's yet another cleverly disguised imposter.
I don’t really get the point of the checkbook.Is Sedgwick trying to bribe Santa? If so, why? My only guess is that he will try to bribe Santa so that poor children don’t get their gifts on Christmas, but that is too heartless even for Sedgwick.
Let us not overlook that Sedgwick clearly believes in Santa; he is just doing due diligence in exposing deceptive frauds who try to exploit the good-hearted and charitable (such as he, Sedgwick Nuttingham IV). That is why he admonishes his Gentleman’s Gentleman, Jarvis, not to write a check for this fake!Of course, what Young Master doesn’t know about Santa and how he works…, well!
He could write a cheque and receive a tax receipt for the charity. With the Salvation Army, I make a sizeable donation and ask for one of the collection envelopes and put my particulars on that. I get mailed a tax receipt. Most kettle volunteers don’t know about the box of donation envelopes or they wonder why they are in the kit bags. Each year I educate the person at the kettle where I donate.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
I think he is carrying it for his young master.
puddlesplatt over 10 years ago
Egads man! get a life, he may get ink on his digets.
lisapaloma13 over 10 years ago
Sedgie is well on his way to a case of affluenza.
e.groves over 10 years ago
Sedgwick is a future CEO.
Strod over 10 years ago
I don’t really get the point of the checkbook.Is Sedgwick trying to bribe Santa? If so, why? My only guess is that he will try to bribe Santa so that poor children don’t get their gifts on Christmas, but that is too heartless even for Sedgwick.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Let us not overlook that Sedgwick clearly believes in Santa; he is just doing due diligence in exposing deceptive frauds who try to exploit the good-hearted and charitable (such as he, Sedgwick Nuttingham IV). That is why he admonishes his Gentleman’s Gentleman, Jarvis, not to write a check for this fake!Of course, what Young Master doesn’t know about Santa and how he works…, well!
Coyoty Premium Member over 10 years ago
Sedge may believe Santa must be among the 1%, and only those with wealth should receive it.
hometownk Premium Member over 10 years ago
He could write a cheque and receive a tax receipt for the charity. With the Salvation Army, I make a sizeable donation and ask for one of the collection envelopes and put my particulars on that. I get mailed a tax receipt. Most kettle volunteers don’t know about the box of donation envelopes or they wonder why they are in the kit bags. Each year I educate the person at the kettle where I donate.