Pickles by Brian Crane for December 20, 2013

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    Linux0s  almost 11 years ago

    Touché.

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 11 years ago

    Now Earl is having a bad day.

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    Shawn Black Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    they never do. just go with the flow.

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    Arianne  almost 11 years ago

    The version I read, either from Ann Landers or Miss Manners, was – No one can insult you without your permission. But there’s still room to quibble with that. So I googled it and found: No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. Attributed to Eleanor Roosevelt. That one seems more air tight. A good saying to remember.

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    edclectic  almost 11 years ago

    Permission [taken for] granted…

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    GROG Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Opal has a habit of doing that.

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    emptc12  almost 11 years ago

    Shopping … arrgh! Is that representative of the old hunting and gathering instincts? Every man I know decides what he wants before going in a store, goes in and gets it, pays, and then gets the heck out..Except in hardware stores, of course.

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    Deezlebird  almost 11 years ago

    Why on earth does she need him to go shopping with her?

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    KEA  almost 11 years ago

    wow, i didn’t think there was yet another way to misuse ‘your’

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    cdward  almost 11 years ago

    The way I learned it is: “No one can make you feel bad about about yourself without your permission.”

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    Linguist  almost 11 years ago

    Greater love hath no man, than he, who accompanies his wife Christmas shopping at the mall !

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    ossiningaling  almost 11 years ago

    Whoa, thought I was reading “Pluggers” for a minute.

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    jtviper7  almost 11 years ago

    Opal could mess up a rock fight.

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    Radical-Knight  almost 11 years ago

    Why should this ruin his day? It’s a perfect opportunity to embarrass Opal by walking around making little old-man farty noises…pfert! ffrittt! poot!

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    Saturday's Child  almost 11 years ago

    If those two go shopping, who’s going to watch Nelson? Does this mean he has to go home to his actual house? He does have a house, doesn’t he??

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 11 years ago

    “I DO” apparently conveys aquiencesent for life or at least the life of the Marriage.

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    Number Three  almost 11 years ago

    And Earl’s day has just took a turn for the very worst…xxx

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    pcolli  almost 11 years ago

    If you think that Earl’s fat, you really ought to get out more.

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    sf-nic  almost 11 years ago

    You all miss the punchline:

    “I DO” = permanent permission

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    emptc12  almost 11 years ago

    Thanks for all your comments in the past year. I will make a comment in return and it’s not meant at all as a criticism. .I read an article in TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, by William Safire that discussed Ronald Reagan’s use of the word “keister,” as in “I’ve had it up to my keister.” In Safire’s opinion the word has acquired the wrong meaning among many people, that of “buttocks.”.A reader commented, “…It is from Yiddish and referred to the display box the street merchants set up on ghetto streets. It became tripe-and-keister (tripod and display case) which confidence men used as all could be quickly folded when a policeman appeared….“It received its present slang meaning from one and only scene in a Hollywood (appropriate for Reagan) film in which a conman fell and crushed his case. He said, “I fell on my kiester.” The audiences, never having been on the griff, took it to mean something less recondite.”.No doubt with repetition over the years the rear-end reference will eventually become acceptable.

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