Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for December 16, 2013

Is Spork TRYING to give his aunt/uncle no grandnieces/-nephews?

What do you keep under the sink?

This way not funny and could be tragic.

Sounds like he’s testing to make a batch of “meth?”

Everything but the kitchen sink.

Methanol and Draino and cooking grease make biodiesel. Cold weather and biodiesel turns your fuel into wax.

Nothing that any rational soul would consume.

Same as Citizen Grog

Paper towels, the washing up liquid, a dishpan, and silver polish. BTW, did you know that once you get your silver polished, a thing coat of VO-5 will keep it shiney for about 6 months?

Lazy typist, so will copy/edit the Flash: Every cleaning product known to mankind, a garbage can, a compost container, furniture polishes, steel wool, nylon scrubbers, etc., etc., etc..

Cleaning supplies and the kttchen wastebasket.

Back in the 70s, two guys in Utah, known as the “Hi-Fi Killers” forced their victims to drink Drano.

Well at least it looks like Spork won’t be around long…..Dish stuff, cleaning stuff, my rubber gloves…….