Rubes by Leigh Rubin for December 15, 2013

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    stlmaddog5  almost 11 years ago

    The ones you committed, dummy.

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    Nebulous Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    The only person who could NOT legitimately answer the question that way would have been Cain.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    Our local police were once searching for an escaped double-murderer. A lieutenant stopped a suspect who easily surrendered, admitting he had shot those two people. But the man they were looking for had stabbed his victims. A totally different murderer! Small world, eh? And sometimes frightening.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 11 years ago

    I’m involved in a case where the guy was arrested and immediately confessed. On the way in, he turned to the detective and said, “I guess I should tell you about all the others.” You know it’s not going to be a good day at work when that happens.

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    tlynnch  almost 11 years ago

    Good response. Unless you know what murder they’re talking about, how can you answer? It doesn’t mean you committed any, you just need a date/time to be able to form an answer

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    clucky  almost 11 years ago

    Maybe they read him his wrongs instead of rights ??

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    robolt  almost 11 years ago

    Felonious monk.

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