Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 27, 2013

Quick, Bucky! Download a copyrighted image of the American flag, slap some patriotic-sounding buzzwords over it, and sell it to some rube on eBay as an original painting for big bucks.

When plungers are outlawed, only cats will have plungers.

This sounds an awful lot like what I imagine goes on in a real courtroom. I read the newspapers and the criminals get off far too easily. The frustrated judges can only enact the law. We need to change our laws.

Closet cat trolls are very dangerous….

“in the darkness, it looked like he was attacking me.”

I thought cats could see in the dark ?

2005 Nostrokatt predicted it. Safe to say Bucky is the sane one.

Bucky Katt! Thumbs up! And Suzanne is right. We seem to value criminals over victims! Insanity! Tired of all the chances they get.

The Night of the Living Plunger.

Should have used the snoring offense with a plunger assault, “I thought he sounded clogged up.”

Can anyone imagine Darby Conley drawing this strip in early 2013? No paper would have run it.

George Zimmercat wears a hoodie.

Feel free to toss us a paragraph break once in a while, genius.

From someone who cites George F. Will with a straight face I expect nothing but defensiveness and childishness posing as superior intelligence. You came through in a big way.