Just about everything can be fixed with tape, zip-ties or vise grips, right? Or an apology. A sincere one. How does he know? Your conscience doesn't go straight to your face when you damage mere stuff.
I hit a rock and lost my Bronco’s muffler. The forest road had a cattle guard & fence. Some rancher had left a short coil of baling wire on a fence post. I stuffed the muffler back on and tied it with some of the wire. I put what was left back on the post and made it back to town. Baling wire, Red Neck scotch tape. :-)
One year, during Superheroes week of a Camp where I volunteer every summer, one guy dressed up as his own superhero. From then on, all week it was “Sounds like a job for … DUCT TAPE MAN!” Makes me laugh to this day.
Stan King almost 11 years ago
WD-40 should be on that list.
jfrahm55 almost 11 years ago
as the late great Warren Zevon sang "Send lawyers guns and money, the $#!T has hit the fan
Varnes almost 11 years ago
Super Glue……
grcoyne48 Premium Member almost 11 years ago
He hurt someone’s feelings.
elysummers almost 11 years ago
Me to, and I still use it when the situation calls for it. :)
wowbert almost 11 years ago
“No problem is so big or so complicated that it can’t be run away from.”
- SnoopyDemmiaa almost 11 years ago
dzw3030 almost 11 years ago
I hit a rock and lost my Bronco’s muffler. The forest road had a cattle guard & fence. Some rancher had left a short coil of baling wire on a fence post. I stuffed the muffler back on and tied it with some of the wire. I put what was left back on the post and made it back to town. Baling wire, Red Neck scotch tape. :-)
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 11 years ago
BigPuma – actually I’d say “About time!”
rgcviper almost 11 years ago
One year, during Superheroes week of a Camp where I volunteer every summer, one guy dressed up as his own superhero. From then on, all week it was “Sounds like a job for … DUCT TAPE MAN!” Makes me laugh to this day.
@Jerry CarlsonI like it!
aardvark86au almost 8 years ago
Caulfield has a conscience? News to me. Maybe it only applies to transgressions against pretty people.
DKHenderson 6 days ago
And we’ll never get to find out just what he did….