The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 04, 2014

Would you like wine with that?No. Just carrion.

Wait … scavengers don’t eat prepared food.They eat at the other joint – Al Fresco’s.

If I were that vulture, I’d want the waiter to clarify…

I’m a little worried by that phrase, “your carcass."

I want MY carcass left in original condition, please.

Sun-dried, please.

i prey that their food will arrive on time

The first corpse is on its way.

Al dente…oh, wait! Birds don’t have teeth. Al gizzard?

Small Mammal Sushi

They’ll do an 18 wheel tenderizing at your request.

how would I like it prepared? exactly as it was when it died

I’d like mine w " grill" marks please.