Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 02, 2014

Deducktive reasoning.

Is that Duck Cheney?

Poor guy has to use a synthesized duck voice. They’re always a bit hard to understand.

I’d tell the ducks to have more sympathy for him,

if the point of his attempt at conversation weren’t to shoot them out of the sky.

Hmmm… I was just thinking …. yeah yeah, I know, very funny….

If you’re buying a duck call, and you don’t speak duck, how do you know what it’s saying?

Maybe it’s attracting them, with “come on by for some nice fish”… or “Hey, you wanna meet my sister?”

But maybe it’s yelling “DUCK!”

Ha Ha, I’m quacking up!

Should ’a got it at Duck Dynasty ™, they know the words to get their ducks lined up . . . . ☻☻

Very funny… I wonder what Jesse Jackson would have to say about that. I frankly prefer to ignore the entire network.

@ edclecticIt’s Cheney! Duck!

jim8766, snappy comeback!…..Hey, I’ve got a couple of duck calls….For some reason, “Here ducky ducky, here ducky ducky….” Seems to work a little better than “Hey, duck face, get over here..”, although not by much…..

Do NOT, I repeat, do NOT Google for duck genitals!!