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Off the Mark

By Mark Parisi

Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 22, 2014

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago

    At least you know the food is safe here…

    And they did promise you that their patented cooking method really locks in the flavor.

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    TiffWHO  about 11 years ago

    Better then finding a LOCK of hair on the plate.

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    PICTO  about 11 years ago

    He had a tetanus shot for an apéritif.

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    orinoco womble  about 11 years ago

    I need one of those.

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    Emmett Wayne  about 11 years ago

    He needs to call a steakcracker.

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    Digital Frog  about 11 years ago

    Be glad he didn’t order a Bud Weiser in a tumbler.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago

    He’s trying to unlock it mam!

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    xpurplezebra  about 11 years ago

    Hasp and you shall receive.

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    dflak  about 11 years ago

    Did he get some bagels with those locks?

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    wiatr  about 11 years ago

    I’d say they have a lock on it!

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