The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 06, 2014

Famous last words from Mel.

Mel is going to get thinner……in his coffee.

Thinner is usually highly flammable in that application, and if you are stripping or refinishing it, the wood is usually quite dry. Torch it and roll it into him. I am in an undisclosed location, so I can point out she also needs to get a little smarter. Don’t refinish furniture except in extremely well ventilated areas. Hubby could blame Faux Pas due to aromatic chemical intoxication.Sure, Now. I never was quick enough to cover my errors. The tongue is the unruliest of all the members of the body.JusSayin

Next panel: In hospital bed looking like the mummy.

And that’s when the fight started.

Stripper?

famous last words

i think they will fine as long as their assets remain solvent and she gives him a good shellacing

You noticed the skirts? What about that shrink wrapped blouse?

…there were no survivors.

sadly, the can didn’t have enough heft to properly bludgeon him…

What happens when you open mouth without looking at context first.

“and that’s when the fight started”

“Looks like I need to get thinner”…hah…!!“well deary, porin turpentine on yer a$$ aint gonna help….”

And that was when Mrs. Wzyksecki brought out the Polish remover…

I’m thinking she about go on a diet. Plans to lose about 180 lbs of meathead

…was the last thing he remembered saying!