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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 11, 2014
January 10, 2014
January 12, 2014
Transcript:
Gladys: Stop feeding table scraps to Kewpie - she has developed some bad eating habits.
Wilberforce: You mean, she won't eat her dog food?
Gladys: She will eat her dog food, but only if I put ketchup on it.
You guys that like Chicago Dogs are welcome to have my share (although the Vienna Sausage hot dogs are worthy of praise), give me copious amounts of ketchup on a couple of Ballparks (cheaper than Viennas) in a good sturdy white bun.
My favorite is a home made specialty – Chili-brats. Just like chili-dogs, but with Bratwurst, on a brat bun. Topped with Cheddar cheese and some sour cream.
stephen42 about 11 years ago
I love hot dogs with ketchup on them.
Mneedle about 11 years ago
Hot dogs were made to sell more mustard. And onions and pickles and sour kraut.
sbchamp about 11 years ago
Dog’s a kidYo, Taxie! “Sauerkraut”
KEStuck about 11 years ago
My father likes mayo on his hotdogs.
Herb Thiel Premium Member about 11 years ago
You guys that like Chicago Dogs are welcome to have my share (although the Vienna Sausage hot dogs are worthy of praise), give me copious amounts of ketchup on a couple of Ballparks (cheaper than Viennas) in a good sturdy white bun.
danlarios about 11 years ago
if you knew how ketsup was made you wouldn’t use it
Tin Can Twidget about 11 years ago
You can use ketchup if you substitute horseradish for the sauerkraut.
Jeff0811 about 11 years ago
My favorite is a home made specialty – Chili-brats. Just like chili-dogs, but with Bratwurst, on a brat bun. Topped with Cheddar cheese and some sour cream.
No New Wars about 2 years ago
Kewpie has switched sex again. Female now.