Pickles by Brian Crane for January 10, 2014

Same results I guess.

Pew.

After my own heart, Opal. Keep your clothes as long as you can.

I’ve been to church services like that

Reminds me of a story my mom used to tell…Grandpa and Grandpa had gone to the theatre. During intermission, in the lobby, the elastic in Grandma’s bloomers gave out, and the bloomers fell at her feet. Without comment, Grandpa helped her gracefully to the side, bent down and scooped them up and stuffed them in his pocket, and led er back into the theatre. Bet her fanny was chilly during the third act! (…and I’ll bet Earl didn’t do that!)

Proof that church is a good place to avoid. LOL

Too much heat on Opal’s head…

Guess I’d better be careful what I wish for!

She can’t possibly have anything the Lord hasn’t already seen.

Take a good look at the Human Race, he has to have a sense of humor, or els a sense of the macabre.

Was somebody recording?

xxx

And I’m only half way through writing my C & W song, “My Knicker Elastic Snapped in Church Last Sunday”.

Humans are proof of God’s sense of humor. Mind you, there’s doubt about the quality of His humor but that’s life…