B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 07, 2014

Check your electricity ,after 3 hr it needed a rest.Did you pass some wind that might void the warranty.

It’s wonder that it worked for 3 hrs without electricity.

It surrendered!

Fat Broad got back…

She overloaded it. That is the joke.

You need the ‘heavy duty’ model

Hey Fat Broad… It was made for your back !

I can imagine that laying on a massage table for three hours without any conversation at all could be broing. The complaint could be, “It doesn’t know the latest gossip.”

I know a couple of people like that.

Neighbor of mine received a heated/massaging leather Barcolounger as a gift($1,000.)He showed me the controls and invited me to sit in it..I sat and the first thing I said was..“This thing is OBSCENE!”..Then I said.“Oooo….MOMMY!.”

“If it’s still working after four hours see your doctor.”

Well now, that would be funny too