Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 09, 2014

Rat and Goat founds something to agree on!

Style Affective Disorder.

For his first number, Stephan will perform “Crockydile Rock.”

Other considerations aside, can anyone explain why so many otherwise attractive young women seem to think a “snot dot” on the side of their nose makes them more appealing?

GagCartoon-Boy, go home. Look in the mirror. If that doesn’t tell you anything, I’ll personally supply Rat with a baseball bat….

You should wear your pants lower Cartoon Boy, then we could see your tramp stamp… or not…

Beret, better, it makes a nice shadow on you nose.

S.A.D. is the abbreviation for an affliction already, Seasonal Affective Disorder. Most people know about it, but the person that posted it probably has it, because that was pretty sad.

How about BFSD – Bad Fashion Sense Disorder ?

… And there is "Girl Repellant "…

Why did Steph draw the man in the first panel to look like Leon Trotsky??

No, I do not like the beret better! Bad look on you, cartoon boy. I think the worst part is the red glasses.

Mr Pastis, you need to stop with the midlife crisis. It gets you nothing but bad tattoos and an STD.

Oh screw you, Rat… You’ve hated Pastis even BEFORE that crap.

The ‘burns’ are back! holy cats, those badboys are straighter than a ruler! lol.

Maybe Marci is trying to give him a new look?

“…always right every time always.” Somehow that sentence sounds awkward, but for this strip it seems most adequate.

Only in California.

cartoon boy is the SAD one. It is all about him anymore.

I like pushing you off a cliff better.

Yep, I’m with Rat again on this one.

Watched a friend do it. Wouldn’t listen when we told him he had it all. His wife was working two jobs so he would be able to retire early, the following year in fact. He said she didn’t pay enough attention to him and moved to an apartment so he could boink a stripper. The man left a wife who bought him a hydraulic motorcycle lift for Christmas, that’s nuts!

For God’s sake! Don’t encourage him on the pun making!!!!

the f$#k’n thing isn’t loading!!!!!

i see no tatoos

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