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Oh, Elly. Let the man have his gripe time, hold his hand, pat his head, say, âpoor dear, poor dearâ. Then let him take you out for a nice romantic dinner to celebrate.
Pregnant? No Thank You. Iâm glad there are so many other women who want to âinflict this on themselvesâ. First you get morning sickness, then stretch marks, then all kinds of physical discomfort and medical problems (temporary). Then the big day arrives!! Labor Pains. I mean if you got shot theyâd take a one inch bullet out of a one inch hole, with a baby ⊠well, you see where Iâm going. And then youâre stuck with the kid for at least 18 years. No thanks!!
Pregnancy is certainly no trump in this matter. I have a loved one who has had chronic back pain for almost 20 years (his entire adult life) and recently underwent a second very painful procedure to have nerves cauterized. He would gladly trade 9 months of pregnancy.
They only play the pregnancy card because they know that is something we can never feel. So they make it sound as if itâs a huge discomfort, if itâs so bad how come so many women have more than 1 child? Get over it, women have been doing it since the beginning of time.
John is such an all out idiot, proved time and time again. that Elly would stay with or marry such an idiotâŠ. well. loldreams are seldom close to reality, anyway
Well, if you asked John if heâd rather have a broken foot or a pregnancy, Iâm sure heâd rather choose the broken foot â as would most men. I hope I donât need to explain why.
My mother-in-law used to say she felt better pregnant with two sons 14-years-age difference. Not sure of nausea, I think both dry birth.For me I had trouble with nausea and I did not fell better pregnant we have two, sometimes I wished we had another one, been too long. First one I almost drowned then learned not to repeat on drinking water with 2nd one. After birth of first one I went into shock and day later fainted in shower. 2nd one not so bad giving birth.
serenasakitty: Exaggerations abound! People live longer than one generation, otherwise neonates would not survive. Extinction occurs when the last individual dies.
Now where did you get âcenterfoldâ out of Hawgzillaâs comment? And how does his comment make his a âhaterâ? That term is so over-used, and along with âracistâ is being used to attack people with a difference view than your own.
To all the people yesterday who thought that I didnât realize that this is a comic or that I donât know what a freezer isâŠ:-P get over yourselves! Stop being so sensitive! I was actually responding to a fellow poster who didnât seem to get it, so you totally misread my response. I know you wonât apologize but I needed to get it off my chest. I love this comic and wish it had continued.
Two questions: 1. Why do women talk non stop; 2. Why do people argue about laws of nature; 3. Why is it better to say âCum Soleâ or âContra Solemâ rather than High and Low; What is meant by âpost hoc ergo propter hocâ?
Wow! The Elly-haters are out in full force! Canât give her an even break, even when Johnâs being a jerk. I guess Iâll just shake my head and stop reading the comments.
krys723 about 11 years ago
I donât like the fact sheâs using her pregnancies as a clutchâŠI donât like women who does that
Baarorso about 11 years ago
Elly DOES have a point, doesnât she? ;-D
andrewwanner about 11 years ago
Well, we know this isnât her way of introducing her pregnancy with April. Lizzy has to be about nine or so before that happens.
davbart92663 about 11 years ago
Oh, Elly. Let the man have his gripe time, hold his hand, pat his head, say, âpoor dear, poor dearâ. Then let him take you out for a nice romantic dinner to celebrate.
Elaine1975 about 11 years ago
Pregnant? No Thank You. Iâm glad there are so many other women who want to âinflict this on themselvesâ. First you get morning sickness, then stretch marks, then all kinds of physical discomfort and medical problems (temporary). Then the big day arrives!! Labor Pains. I mean if you got shot theyâd take a one inch bullet out of a one inch hole, with a baby ⊠well, you see where Iâm going. And then youâre stuck with the kid for at least 18 years. No thanks!!
flagmichael about 11 years ago
Pregnancy is certainly no trump in this matter. I have a loved one who has had chronic back pain for almost 20 years (his entire adult life) and recently underwent a second very painful procedure to have nerves cauterized. He would gladly trade 9 months of pregnancy.
bill about 11 years ago
They only play the pregnancy card because they know that is something we can never feel. So they make it sound as if itâs a huge discomfort, if itâs so bad how come so many women have more than 1 child? Get over it, women have been doing it since the beginning of time.
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
John is such an all out idiot, proved time and time again. that Elly would stay with or marry such an idiotâŠ. well. loldreams are seldom close to reality, anyway
Beleck3 about 11 years ago
the ignorance of men continues to show with these comments. explains why the pro lifers are so clueless
orangetoaster42 about 11 years ago
Oh when will I learn not to read the comments!
ankerdorthe about 11 years ago
@Elaine 1975: Good for you that we got kids who can take of you when you get old?
jimgamer about 11 years ago
Oopâs she got him !!!!!! 8^)
omglorraine about 11 years ago
Haha looks like his put his newly cast-less foot straight into his mouth.
josdin00 about 11 years ago
Gweedo, I think in that situation, the love comes first, and then the labor.
Rspauld411 Premium Member about 11 years ago
Heâs using the crutch on the wrong side. It goes on the side opposite the bad foot.
goweeder about 11 years ago
what makes you think women donât get abscessed teeth?
goweeder about 11 years ago
My boo boo is bigger than your boo boo! Nyah, nyah, nyah!!!
ewalnut about 11 years ago
Well, if you asked John if heâd rather have a broken foot or a pregnancy, Iâm sure heâd rather choose the broken foot â as would most men. I hope I donât need to explain why.
kab2rb about 11 years ago
My mother-in-law used to say she felt better pregnant with two sons 14-years-age difference. Not sure of nausea, I think both dry birth.For me I had trouble with nausea and I did not fell better pregnant we have two, sometimes I wished we had another one, been too long. First one I almost drowned then learned not to repeat on drinking water with 2nd one. After birth of first one I went into shock and day later fainted in shower. 2nd one not so bad giving birth.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
serenasakitty: Exaggerations abound! People live longer than one generation, otherwise neonates would not survive. Extinction occurs when the last individual dies.
Argy.Bargy2 about 11 years ago
-My sister threw up every day for 9 months. She would have been thrilled to have an abscessed tooth.
chabias about 11 years ago
Iâm sure Johnâs experienced discomfort for years, being married to Elly.
chabias about 11 years ago
Now where did you get âcenterfoldâ out of Hawgzillaâs comment? And how does his comment make his a âhaterâ? That term is so over-used, and along with âracistâ is being used to attack people with a difference view than your own.
QuietStorm27 about 11 years ago
To all the people yesterday who thought that I didnât realize that this is a comic or that I donât know what a freezer isâŠ:-P get over yourselves! Stop being so sensitive! I was actually responding to a fellow poster who didnât seem to get it, so you totally misread my response. I know you wonât apologize but I needed to get it off my chest. I love this comic and wish it had continued.
Petemejia77 about 11 years ago
Oh boy! Weâre in âBaby Bluesâ territory again!
sbwertz about 11 years ago
I spent eleven months in a castâŠfive on crutches and six in a walking cast. Iâve had two children. Iâll take the cast
sbwertz about 11 years ago
The last six weeks is AT LEAST as uncomfortable as being in a cast.
zeexenon about 11 years ago
Two questions: 1. Why do women talk non stop; 2. Why do people argue about laws of nature; 3. Why is it better to say âCum Soleâ or âContra Solemâ rather than High and Low; What is meant by âpost hoc ergo propter hocâ?
westny77 about 11 years ago
Right back at you
ReaderLady about 11 years ago
Wow! The Elly-haters are out in full force! Canât give her an even break, even when Johnâs being a jerk. I guess Iâll just shake my head and stop reading the comments.