Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 07, 2014
December 06, 2014
December 08, 2014
Transcript:
Calvin: "Eeesh"
Calvin: "What goes down must come up"
Calvin: "Blechh!"
Calvin: "HEY! NO! DON'T!"
Calvin: "YAAA! I'LL GET YOU!!"
Calvin: "Hello, local navy recruitment office? Yes, this is an emergency..."
Heard what this laddie did once after having been warned that the Evil One would be coming for him if he’d refuse toeat his spinach , which he did not believe ? Well, a terrible storm broke that same night, with blinding flashes and thunder. Waking and “seeing the light”, he ran to the fridge and started shoveling down the dark green stuff. His mom was the unnoticed witness as he finished off the food and grumbled, “Wow, all those threats for a helping of spinach ?”
We have that strip in our office along with a caption “How I Ended Up Here”. Is Bill Watterson a veteran? If he is not then he has great timing to release the strip on Pearl Harbor Day!
No need for the “Yes” in the last panel. That makes it sound as though Calvin is answering a question, and what recruiter assumes a call is an emergency?
Uh, Calvin! Judging by the look of your Mom’s face, your are in deep s&$#! Don’t just call the U.S. Navy recruiter, run down to the post office where they have their recruitment office and hide behind his/her desk! ;)
rentier about 10 years ago
What a meal!!
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
Calvin’s Mom must’ve bought that at Whole Foods.
Steve Bartholomew about 10 years ago
Wasn’t Calvin’s fault.
Alexander the Good Enough about 10 years ago
I think I’ve seen that look before on some South Park episode…
Dobie Takahama about 10 years ago
Her face makes this comic! D8<
Ol Skool about 10 years ago
but mom, really that stuff started it
orinoco womble about 10 years ago
Reminds me of Tino’s mom’s cooking on the old Disney cartoon The Weekenders.
basie.mynhardt about 10 years ago
…since YOU suggested flaying with poo’d …
Heard what this laddie did once after having been warned that the Evil One would be coming for him if he’d refuse toeat his spinach , which he did not believe ? Well, a terrible storm broke that same night, with blinding flashes and thunder. Waking and “seeing the light”, he ran to the fridge and started shoveling down the dark green stuff. His mom was the unnoticed witness as he finished off the food and grumbled, “Wow, all those threats for a helping of spinach ?”
rshive about 10 years ago
Betcha food in the Navy isn’t so insolent.
Tah Tah about 10 years ago
it is crazy hahaha
bluram about 10 years ago
Calvin in the navy? Now that would cause national emergency.
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Calvin, didn’t your parents teach you not to play with your food???
johndifool about 10 years ago
Private Calvin, what are you trying to do to my beloved corps?
USN1977 about 10 years ago
We have that strip in our office along with a caption “How I Ended Up Here”. Is Bill Watterson a veteran? If he is not then he has great timing to release the strip on Pearl Harbor Day!
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
As I recall, there was a crawling steak scene in the first Poltergeist film. It was pretty creepy (pun intended)…
PickleRick about 10 years ago
I am pretty sure Calvin would start world war 3 if he joined the navy.
Number Three about 10 years ago
Wow! I’ve never seen Calvin’s Mum look that scary before.
xxx
2599745 about 10 years ago
Where is Hobbes when you need him?
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 10 years ago
No need for the “Yes” in the last panel. That makes it sound as though Calvin is answering a question, and what recruiter assumes a call is an emergency?
lindz.coop Premium Member about 10 years ago
Heh, Heh…
ORMouseworks about 10 years ago
Uh, Calvin! Judging by the look of your Mom’s face, your are in deep s&$#! Don’t just call the U.S. Navy recruiter, run down to the post office where they have their recruitment office and hide behind his/her desk! ;)
Krevix about 10 years ago
HA! Lan line!
hibuddy.sourabh about 10 years ago
@dukedoug Good one! :D
Coopbossman over 3 years ago
Calvin’s mom be like (◥益◤)