Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 18, 2014

Some of those red cones that are about 2 ft high.

Red cones to show where the snow men are.

Impeding traffic flow on a cleared street. Nevermind the fact that the city plow just buried your car or threw a 2’ pile of ice, slush, and snow across the entrance to your driveway; throwing the snow back in the street is against the law, or so they tell me.

We just had a major fracas because the major city around here has a policy of not plowing side streets.

Speaking of words, what’s the past tense of snowblow? Snowblew? Snewblew? Snowedblew? And how come we say “the wind blew” and “the corn grew,” but not “it snew six inches yesterday?” (Note: “I gave the driveway a -- -” is not suitable for a family strip."

Plowmen dig my earth

It seems to me, if you can clear your drive without putting the snow back on the main road, you should be ok. Surely it can be blown or thrown to the side.

“What’s the past tense of chew?”-chewed

Some of you clearly don’t know how city governments work. if you don’t remove the snow from your own drive way and the sidewalks running past your property quickly you can get fined. But its perfectly all right for the city to not clear the streets for 3 days and when they do they shove the snow into all the formerly cleared private driveways.

You don’t have snow until you have to tunnel through the snowplow wake in order to get out of your driveway.

when are we going to see Henry again?!!!!!!!!..the strip’s dull without him