Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for January 20, 2014

When you’ve lived your life in leotards, the constant threat of a wardrobe malfunction makes feeling nervous second nature?

But when you’ve lived your life with a retard …

Sorry, the above comment is in poor taste but Wynn deserves it. More to the point, what’s the coy look between Jack and Omari in the second panel? Actually, Jack looks coy. Omari looks crazed. They used to call that the thousand-yard stare, related to shell-shock victims.

She’s lived her life in leotards? Well, that explains the home schooling – she’s one of the Phantom’s kids.

Pitchers and catchers report in 7 months!

Nice to see Sign Man back in the crowd.

Somebody she be holding a sign that says, “Leotards!”

The girls road unis have only numbers? Must be hand me downs from JV….

I think you get beat up on the men’s team if you wear leotards.

“Go Leotard Lady Go!”

What? What when you’ve lived you’re life in leotards? I hate it when this strip leaves you hanging!

Hard to believe the 10 year old in P1 is battling it out with power lifter WW for power forward. Everything else in the trip is believable of course

So, High Schoolers’ idea of porn is hot, tight leotards videos.If she’s the Phantom’s daughter, her mother re-married.Her real name is Walker and their only half-brother and sister. Oh, the suspense!

Crazy reptile tongue going for the kill in panel 2!

If Jack becomes as aggressive as W.W., they can become the high school version of former 76ers teammates Charles Barley and Rick Mahorn, “Bump and Thump.”

Luhm, don’t feed the stray cat….it will just keep coming back, you’ll see.

When does Milford LAX start?